Recall Socks
Description: In the block of thick white letters, this typography says DEAR CITIZEN: LOCKDOWNS ARE FOR THEE AND NOT FOR ME SINCERELY YOUR PUBLIC OFFICIAL The authorities who told us to stay home and self-isolate or outright cancel holiday gatherings are the very people who disregarded that advice. Neil Ferguson, Gavin Newsom, Nancy Pelosi, Deborah Birx and others. It's a double standard.
Description: Douglas Quaid (Hauser) got his @#$ to Mars and soon Elon Musk will be sending some brave souls to that destination. For those that believe in this message, as I do, I suggest you help us promote it by picking this new design. Featuring the the Dock94 astronaut and the SpaceX rocket, this is certainly a unique and handsome shirt for any fan of the Total Recall movie, space and of Mars colonization.
Description: Rekall is the number one destination for virtual vacations in the year 2070, allowing most anyone to take a trip to mars or spend a month as a secret agent. Once your Rekall session is over, the memories are yours to keep, hence their tagline, "for the memory of a lifetime." Even of you haven't been there, this souvenir t-shirt will make people think that you have, so hook it up!