Sing Me To Sleep Socks
Description: T. E. Lawrence quote: You wonder what I am doing? Well, so do I, in truth. Days seem to dawn, suns to shine, evenings to follow, and then I sleep. What I have done, what I am doing, what I am going to do, puzzle and bewilder me. Have you ever been a leaf and fallen from your tree in autumn and been really puzzled about it? That's the feeling.
Description: A white and grey striped cat is sleeping peacefully on a pink cushion. Above the cat, text reads "A PART OF ME WANTS TO WORK HARD". Below the cat, text reads "BUT 99% OF ME WANTS TO SLEEP". The background is black.
A Part of Me Wants to Work Hard But 99% of Me Wants to Sleep Sleeping Cat Socks
by EONGJE STUDIO
$20
Description: This is the ultimate, hilariously logical justification for anyone who views physical exertion as an immediate invitation to do absolutely nothing. It perfectly highlights the beautiful, self-defeating loop of modern fitness culture, proudly declaring that if you are going to force your body to endure the absolute trauma of a workout, your only responsible medical course of action is to immediately neutralize the effort by retreating under a heavy blanket for a massive, multi-hour recovery session.
