Sleazy Socks
Description: Listen to Gale Garnett singing about a guy called Small Potatoes. I've watched this one a hundred times and I have yet to see a single potato. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1070. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Donna Theodore performs Femininity, which starts with some guys undressing her with their eyes... or something. She doesn't understand why she always ends up on that bearskin rug while she's setting a Scopitone record for outfirst worn in a single production. Femininity! Scopitone S-1056. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1034. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: The Hondells perform Sea Cruise. On a boat. Naturally. In the film they catch a mermaid before they even leave the dock! Mostly it's about girls dancing in bikinis on deck... oh, and that's not how you use semaphore. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1034. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Sonny King gets doused with water when his wife leaves him for putting letters on her underwear. In fact, there's a lot of underwear flashing in this one. He gets back at her in threesome and putting letters on the blanket. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1033. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Nino Tempe and April Stevens belt out this cool one. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1068. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Betty Clair sings Scopitone Party. It looks like fun! Everyone is dancing and wearing bikinis.... and singing in French. A retro design; so far as I know there was never a table tent for scopitone CA-205. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Gary Lewis and the Playboys Perform Little Miss Go-Go. From an original "table tent" design. Scopitone S-1063. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
Description: Neil Sedaka performs one of his best hits, Calendar Girl, in this scopitone. While I like this song, the scopitone can best be described as... awkward. awkward dancing, awkward costumes, awkward questions that must have been asked: "I had to dress like a bunny for April, so how come Shirley don't have to dress like a turkey for November?!" THOSE kinds of questions. A retro design; so far as I know there was never a table tent for scopitone S-1062. Scopitones are music films made for a video jukebox in the 1960s. There were over 70 American ones produced and hundreds of European ones, featuring well-known artists of the time.
