Snark Socks

Description: A shark saying "Keep Surfing, Dummies" in a simple, minimalist style.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "THE EMAIL LADY WAS RIGHT". It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "MY LASAGA". Did you make a lasagna and take a photo and then drop it on the floor? You're not alone; that's happened to at least one other person. They're kinda famous.

Description: Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: Smart humor for smart people! This “Artificial Intelligence Not As Great A Threat As Natural Stupidity” design is perfect for tech enthusiasts, programmers, and sarcastic thinkers who appreciate a good laugh about modern intelligence. A great conversation starter for the office, coding sessions, or casual hangouts. Ideal as a witty gift for your favorite geek or coworker.

Description: and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Always get a side of fries." It might be the best advice ever in the world. Do you want fries with that? THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES.

Description: Munch munch

Description: Shhhhh.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "my retirement plan is societal collapse". Millennials, Gen Z, and younger - just waiting for the apocalypse. It is what it is.

Description: This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: Keep things honest, with this stylish design!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "The email lady was right." It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.

Description: Simple black letters: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Get the tattoo, your family is already disappointed." Maybe it's tongue-in-cheek; maybe it's sincere... but go on, it's your life, and your arm (or leg, or back, or whatever).

Description: Attributed to American humorist Dorothy Parker, this design sums up the crap-fest that is 2020 perfectly.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "excited for my nap later". Because we're all tired - in fact we're exhausted - and the world's on fire, and we're going to hell in a handbasket, so a nap might be nice.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: Flames and fire and the words "this is fine" are perfect for these strange apocalypse days - for a coffee cup in your burning kitchen, or something else. Variations on this design available, also in black.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant black retro font with pink and orange stylized tiger illustrations. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or display this just because it's a fun playful design in warm vintage colors.

Description: No thanks

Description: Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

Description: Y'know, there's only so many times you can show people the science and the graphs and the facts if deplorables like Tucker Carlson are cynically telling lies every single day. Anti-vaxxers are a dying breed, but how great if they chose truth.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "older and more wicked than ever". Age disgracefully. Make a fuss. Just don't be an asshole. Be devilish - in the best possible way.

Description: Our capitalist society leads to burnout and exhaustion. Burnout Club is where so many of us find ourselves. Workers and unions unite against overwork and productivity culture. Embrace quiet quitting and socialism. Autistic Burnout and ADHD Burnout are real and the . Great for people who are taking a break, or need a break, are burnt out, or need a sabbatical from work and society. Introverts and people who don't like people. Retro Snark.

Description: Confirm your disagreement, with this stylish design!

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "at this point my coping mechanisms are worse than my problems". When you're doing your best but actually, you're just going backwards. Sigh.

Description: Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

Description: Smart humor for smart people! This “Artificial Intelligence Not As Great A Threat As Natural Stupidity” design is perfect for tech enthusiasts, programmers, and sarcastic thinkers who appreciate a good laugh about modern intelligence. A great conversation starter for the office, coding sessions, or casual hangouts. Ideal as a witty gift for your favorite geek or coworker.

Description: When you're a little sassy and a little fancy, and maybe you're rich or maybe you just want people to think you are... you're bougie or your boujee but either way you're just the coolest. Available in other colors.

Description: The Crew - The Hunting Of The Snark

Description: nope. just nope.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant retro font in bold orange, with pink and coral stylized tiger illustrations. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or just display a fun playful design in warm vintage colors.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Doubt." It's the simplest expression of your scepticism, and face it, there's less and less to believe in, in these cynical days. Perhaps you doubt this, too. Fair enough.