Snark Socks

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in black old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I regret nothing." Not even that bad tattoo, that says "no regerts". Or "I refuse to sink" with an anchor. Yeah, it's bad. Still, keep moving forward.

Description: I would be Pope.

Description: clap one hand

Description: Of course I care about your opinion. Perfectly suited for those whose native tongue is dripping with delightful sarcasm.

Description: A minimal typography design, of the word meh in gold script. Sometimes this is how the holidays make us feel.

Description: This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Die mad about it." I just don't even care about that, Karen. Stay angry, seethe and boil.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Stop celebrating ignorance". Facts matter, science matters, and opinions are not sacrosanct. Everything's a conspiracy theory when you don't know how anything works.

Description: This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: This is something you can buy, if you like.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "THE EMAIL LADY WAS RIGHT". It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Always get a side of fries." It might be the best advice ever in the world. Do you want fries with that? THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES.

Description: Munch munch

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "MY LASAGA". Did you make a lasagna and take a photo and then drop it on the floor? You're not alone; that's happened to at least one other person. They're kinda famous.

Description: Simple black letters on white background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: Smart humor for smart people! This “Artificial Intelligence Not As Great A Threat As Natural Stupidity” design is perfect for tech enthusiasts, programmers, and sarcastic thinkers who appreciate a good laugh about modern intelligence. A great conversation starter for the office, coding sessions, or casual hangouts. Ideal as a witty gift for your favorite geek or coworker.

Description: Shhhhh.

Description: and a lifetime ban at the zoo.

Description: This is thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "my retirement plan is societal collapse". Millennials, Gen Z, and younger - just waiting for the apocalypse. It is what it is.

Description: Keep things honest, with this stylish design!

Description: Simple black letters: "Artificial Intelligence: Not as great a threat as natural stupidity." Yeah. People are stupid which is why we can't have nice things. Like democracy.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "The email lady was right." It's true, you know. Deplorables? Yeah, they are. TFG a disaster for America and democracy itself? Yeah, he was. Hillary was right about everything.

Description: Easy Tiger: A tongue in cheek design in an elegant black retro font with pink and orange stylized tiger illustrations. Refer to the classic Aussie saying or display this just because it's a fun playful design in warm vintage colors.

Description: Attributed to American humorist Dorothy Parker, this design sums up the crap-fest that is 2020 perfectly.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "a bit much". Are you strong, obstinate, maybe even stubborn or willful? Are you British or Australian and need understatement to live? Maybe this is for you.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "All hat, no cattle." If you've got a self-deprecating sense of humor, this could be the design for you. Got a lot of flash but not so much substance? Yeah, join the club.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "excited for my nap later". Because we're all tired - in fact we're exhausted - and the world's on fire, and we're going to hell in a handbasket, so a nap might be nice.

Description: Flames and fire and the words "this is fine" are perfect for these strange apocalypse days - for a coffee cup in your burning kitchen, or something else. Variations on this design available, also in black.

Description: No thanks

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "older and more wicked than ever". Age disgracefully. Make a fuss. Just don't be an asshole. Be devilish - in the best possible way.

Description: Passively aggress, with this stylish design!

Description: Y'know, there's only so many times you can show people the science and the graphs and the facts if deplorables like Tucker Carlson are cynically telling lies every single day. Anti-vaxxers are a dying breed, but how great if they chose truth.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "at this point my coping mechanisms are worse than my problems". When you're doing your best but actually, you're just going backwards. Sigh.