Snark Socks

Description: It’s all you need from me anyway, right?

Description: if you act like a creep. You have been warned. Take the warning seriously creepy stalker person.

Description: Blackletter gothic letters: "curmudgeon". Get off my lawn, you kids! For the cantankerous, the grumpy, the grouchy, and the absurd. Available in other colors.

Description: gothy a go go

Description: This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: "Make it make sense" in bold white slab lettering. For the bewildered and overwhelmed - because these days there are too many things that are just batsh*t insane. Available in other colors.

Description: When you and your fellows go into battle against an impossible foe, it's important to have confidence, good morale, and a sense of camaraderie - OR at the very least a sense of black humor. A quote from Shakespeare as mutilated by Spike in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

Description: Black handwriting on white and lime green background: "figjam". Niche Aussie slang - F*ck I'm good, just ask me. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor; ask any Australian. Variations available.

Description: "SURVIVING OUT OF SPITE" in white letters on blue, yellow, and orange. For when you're just barely hanging on in this, the absolute stupidest timeline with anti-science and anti-democracy idiots everywhere. Keep going. Even if it's just to make them mad.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "If being gay was a choice, I'd choose to be gayer." Get along with you, Karen, and take your shrill nonsensical judgment with you.

Description: I just smell that way

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "technophobe". Don't come at me with your apps and your authenticator codes and your passkeys and whatnot. While you're at it, get off my lawn.

Description: survivor's souvenir

Description: and I want to use them right away. Antisocial doesn't begin to cover it.

Description: neurodiversity strikes again.

Description: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, black stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

Description: But it's on the list.

Description: WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT in military alphabet, red stencil letters. When you want to exclaim WTF?! but you're keeping things clean. Maybe things are FUBAR; maybe you're just done. Available in other colors.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "I'll be nicer if you'll be smarter." So many people who just want to make up their own facts; it's ridiculous and aggravating. It's like people CHOOSE to be stupid. Gah.

Description: What's with people who want to change who you& are? Coming out is tough enough without people wanting to make you& into someone else. When someone is wishing y'all would just go away and be someone else, don this shirt to get the point across that they can accept who y'all are or they're not accepting you at all.

Description: It takes some time to get to know and like me, but I'm worth the effort.

Description: William Shakespeare AKA Billy Shakes was a rude boy from Stratford who liked a bit of fun.

Description: The Fugio Cent, minted in 1787, was the first official coin of the United States. Designed by Benjamin Franklin, it features a sundial with the Latin motto "Fugio," meaning "I fly," symbolizing the swift passage of time, alongside the phrase "Mind Your Business." The coin's design reflects the early American emphasis on time, industry, and independence.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "If being gay was a choice, I'd choose to be gayer." Get along with you, Karen, and take your shrill nonsensical judgment with you.

Description: Boots n cats n boots n cats: A quick and easy phrase for beatbox beginners. Say it fast and you'll be beatboxing in no time. A tongue in cheek design for music lovers and others who like wordplay. Available in other colors.

Description: Take a picture it will last longer. Until you run out of space. Here is a funny design for everyone that’s been there.

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "learn from the mistakes of people who take my advice". It seemed like a good idea at the time. Oh well. Try again maybe?

Description: It's icky in there

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Which wine pairs well with societal collapse?" Yeah, these aren't the best years, are they? Democracy down the tubes, the rise of the oligarchs, and just the stupidest timeline ever. Gotta be sassy about it.

Description: are caused by other people.

Description: People with Gods kill people

Description: Simple white letters on black background: "Stop celebrating ignorance". Facts matter, science matters, and opinions are not sacrosanct. Everything's a conspiracy theory when you don't know how anything works.

Description: White letters: "Hillary was right about everything." Each day that goes by shows that Hillary was right. It's as simple as that. Save democracy and vote blue, up and down the ballot.

Description: "This is my second rodeo" in pink and orange old west letters. I got my boots on, I know what time the mutton bustin' starts, and I might even buy me a funnel cake. This ain't my first rodeo, y'all. Available in other styles and colors.

Description: This is a thing you can buy, if you like.

Description: You're just crazy.