Speed Kills Socks

Description: TODDART

Description: If you've been locked in an asylum since you were a kid, you might be a little heavy on the gas pedal too. No judgment.

Description: After murderer Michael Myers escaped Smith's Grove Sanitarium and headed back to his hometown of Haddonfield, he got a word or two from Laurie's mouthy friend, Annie. This Hey Jerk Speed Kills t-shirt highlights the famous Halloween movie quote.

Description: "I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor."

Description: A stylized depiction features a man in a light gray button-up shirt, dark blue pants, and gray shoes kneeling in front of an orange sports car. The car has racing stripes and the number '3' on its side. The text "IF ONE DAY SPEED KILLS ME" is above the man and car, and "DON'T CRY BECAUSE I WAS SMILING" is below.

Description: Fiery skeleton runner surges through a blazing stride, with explosive red-orange flames and bold retro impact.

Description: TODDART

Description: Retro Halloween horror movie quote graphic featuring a carved pumpkin stabbed with a knife and bold orange lettering for slasher fans.

Description: Vintage car humor for classic auto enthusiasts perfect retro gift.

Description: Bone Shakin’ Roadster Pickup original art by J.Twibell

Description: Henry J gasser art original by J.Twibell

Description: Christine Plymouth Fury Rusted and Restored Original Art by J.Twibell

Description: Speed Kills desert rat trophy truck original design by j.twibell

Description: Hot Rot Daytona Charger Winged Warrior original art by j.twibell

Description: Joe Dirt Keep On Keepin On Daytona Original Design by j.twibell

Description: Retro illustration of John Carpenter's Halloween with a spooky vibe.

Description: Retro graphic featuring the iconic Halloween quote with a spooky vibe.

Description: Ideal for the Aircooled Classic Car Enthusiast / Petrol Head - Speed kills drive Aircooled love your Vdub, Beetle, Fusca and classic Volkswagens. #Aircooledlife #classiccar #aircooled

Description: A bold graphic with a yellow border framing a black background. The central element is a detailed, monochrome line drawing of a flying spaceship, moving from left to right, with speed lines and stars. The text "THIS MACHINE" is prominently displayed in yellow capital letters at the top, and "KILLS FASCISTS" in yellow capital letters at the bottom.

Description: Running Sucks for the Motorsport Club

Description: Go Huskers

Description: Go Huskers!

Description: "Stupidity kills but not fast enough" is a blunt and humorous expression that underscores the potential dangers of foolish or reckless behavior. It suggests that while making unwise decisions or acting without thinking can have negative consequences, these consequences might not occur swiftly enough to deter such behavior. This saying serves as a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the importance of making informed and thoughtful choices to avoid unnecessary harm or mishaps. It's often used in a light-hearted way to poke fun at foolish actions while encouraging more prudent decision-making.