Speed Kills T-Shirts
Description: After murderer Michael Myers escaped Smith's Grove Sanitarium and headed back to his hometown of Haddonfield, he got a word or two from Laurie's mouthy friend, Annie. This Hey Jerk Speed Kills t-shirt highlights the famous Halloween movie quote.
Description: "I hate a guy with a car and no sense of humor."
HEY JERK, SPEED KILLS! [John Carpenter's Halloween] T-Shirt
by House of Evilhedd13
$16 $24
Description: A stylized depiction features a man in a light gray button-up shirt, dark blue pants, and gray shoes kneeling in front of an orange sports car. The car has racing stripes and the number '3' on its side. The text "IF ONE DAY SPEED KILLS ME" is above the man and car, and "DON'T CRY BECAUSE I WAS SMILING" is below.
If One Day Speed Kills Me Don't Cry Because I Was Smiling With Orange Automobile T-Shirt
by Geture_Project
$16 $24
Description: Speed Kills 63 Galactic Street Machine race car original by j.twibell
Speed Kills 63 Galactic Street Machine Race Car T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Feral Cat street machine race car original by j.twibell
Speed Kills 67 68 Muscle Car Street Machine Cartoon T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Speed Kills Super Duty 421 Street Machine original by j.twibell
Speed Kills Super 421 Street Machine Hot Rod Cartoon T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Retro Halloween horror movie quote graphic featuring a carved pumpkin stabbed with a knife and bold orange lettering for slasher fans.
Hey, Jerk! Speed Kills! John Carpenter's Halloween T-Shirt
by Dead Signalstudio
$16 $24
Description: Bone Shakin’ Roadster Pickup original art by J.Twibell
Speed Kills Bone Shakin’ Dragster Hot Rod Art Original by J.Twibell T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Henry J gasser art original by J.Twibell
Speed Kills Haulin’ Henry Gasser Hot Rod Art Original by J.Twibell T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Christine Plymouth Fury Rusted and Restored Original Art by J.Twibell
Speed Kills Two Faced Christine Hot Rod Art Original by J.Twibell T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Speed Kills desert rat trophy truck original design by j.twibell
Speed Kills Desert Rat Trophy Truck Cartoon Original by J.Twibell T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Hot Rot Daytona Charger Winged Warrior original art by j.twibell
Speed Kills Winged Warrior Hot Rod Daytona Original by J.Twibell T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Joe Dirt Keep On Keepin On Daytona Original Design by j.twibell
Speed Kills Keep On Keepin On Dirt-Tona Hot Rod Art Original by J.Twibell T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Retro illustration of John Carpenter's Halloween with a spooky vibe.
Hey Jerk, Speed Kills! Retro John Carpenter's Halloween T-Shirt
by The Pixel Quenten
$16 $24
Description: Retro graphic featuring the iconic Halloween quote with a spooky vibe.
Hey Jerk, Speed Kills! Retro [john Carpenter's Halloween] T-Shirt
by Hello Nature Explore
$16 $24
Description: Killer Cuda Street Machine cartoon original by j.twibell
Speed Kills Killer Cuda Street Machine Cartoon Hot Rod T-Shirt
by Twibell’s Garage
$16 $24
Description: Ideal for the Aircooled Classic Car Enthusiast / Petrol Head - Speed kills drive Aircooled love your Vdub, Beetle, Fusca and classic Volkswagens. #Aircooledlife #classiccar #aircooled
Speed kills drive Aircooled - Classic Car Culture T-Shirt
by Aircooled Life
$16 $24
Description: A bold graphic with a yellow border framing a black background. The central element is a detailed, monochrome line drawing of a flying spaceship, moving from left to right, with speed lines and stars. The text "THIS MACHINE" is prominently displayed in yellow capital letters at the top, and "KILLS FASCISTS" in yellow capital letters at the bottom.
THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS Spaceship Line Drawing T-Shirt
by serviannamerch
$16 $24
Description: "Stupidity kills but not fast enough" is a blunt and humorous expression that underscores the potential dangers of foolish or reckless behavior. It suggests that while making unwise decisions or acting without thinking can have negative consequences, these consequences might not occur swiftly enough to deter such behavior. This saying serves as a tongue-in-cheek reminder of the importance of making informed and thoughtful choices to avoid unnecessary harm or mishaps. It's often used in a light-hearted way to poke fun at foolish actions while encouraging more prudent decision-making.