The State Socks
Description: Porcupine Racetrack - accurate to the original the State sketch which was recently re-performed by the whole team over zoom for the 25th anniversary which fell during the 2020 quarantine. Tom Lennon, the writer and the "slowest porcupine in town", is one of many epic writers to come from the State. Great gift for writers, great gift for fans of The State, great gift for sketch comedy / early MTv fans.
Description: Show your game day spirit with this sarcastic rivalry tee! The design features a parody vacuum logo for the fake company “Wolvey-Wring Vacuums – A Proud Product of Michigan” with the punchline: “Nothing Sucks Like a Michigan Wolvey-Wring.” Perfect for fans who love to poke fun at Ann Arbor football, this design is a hilarious gift idea for Big Ten rivals — whether you cheer for Scarlet and Gray, Green and White, or any team that enjoys seeing Michigan lose. Great for tailgates, rivalry week, or just reminding everyone that Michigan sucks (literally).
Description: The self-guided walking tour of the Elven capital of Rivendell concludes at the arched bridge overlooking the myriad of waterfalls that cascade through the city. If you time it right, you'll behold a stunning sunset from the promontory. At this time, tours are only being conducted around the exterior grounds of the elven city. Tourists are currently not permitted inside buildings. All trespassers will be immediately expelled via magical means, so adherence to all directional signage is required.
Description: Canada Not the 51st State T-Shirt. USA 11th Province. True North Strong and Free
Canada Not the 51st State - USA 11th Province True North Strong and Free Socks
by SailorsDelight
$20
Description: The Seattle SuperSonics, commonly known as the Sonics, were a professional basketball team based in Seattle, Washington. The SuperSonics played in the National Basketball Association as a member club of the league's Western Conference Pacific and Northwest divisions from 1967 until 2008
Description: Alamo Beer is the fictitious beer brand seen on the King of The Hill and the beer which most of the characters are seen drinking, plus it's Hank's favorite beer. This Alamo Beer design includes the classic beer label along with their classic marketing line "From the lukewarm headwaters of the mighty Brazos River." The design features plenty of wear and tear to give it a true vintage look.
Description: Florida is the southeasternmost U.S. state, with the Atlantic on one side and the Gulf of Mexico on the other. It has hundreds of miles of beaches. The city of Miami is known for its Latin-American cultural influences and notable arts scene, as well as its nightlife, especially in upscale South Beach. Orlando is famed for theme parks, including Walt Disney World.
