Vintage Distressed Socks
Vintage Halloween Black Cat - Distressed Socks
by Kappacino Creations
$14 $20
Description: This Body Lotion design is the perfect gift for any horror movie loving fan with a sense of humor and taste, featuring a beautiful hand drawn deaths head moth design and funny slogan.
Buffalo Bill's Body Lotion - Vintage Distressed Horror Socks
by Nemons
$14 $20
Description: This distressed style vintage cartoon Baphomet design by Nemons is the perfect goth gift for any witch or fan of the occult, featuring a rubber hose cartoon style devil goat it's sure to turn heads or raise a smile from fellow pagans.
Do Walt Thou Wilt - Cartoon Baphomet - Vintage Distressed - Occult (Dark) Socks
by Nemons
$14 $20
Description: Witness the whimsical marvel that is the 'Get in Loser' design by Nemons, a delightful twist on the conventional medieval manuscript style illustration, tailor-made for aficionados of history! This masterpiece is a must-have for those who frequent local Renaissance fairs, history buffs or Shakespeare lovers, as it seamlessly blends tradition whilst humorously depicting a well known pop culture phrase. It's a satirical take on historical books.
Get in Loser Medieval Style - Funny Retro Vintage English History Socks
by Nemons
$14 $20
Description: A recreation of the Valley Forge Automotive Center shirt from the Netflix show Tires.
Valley Forge Automotive Center - Vintage Distressed Logo Socks
by Sombrero Craft
$14 $20
Description: One of my favorite Dive Bar Shirts I've had for about 20 years. Always found it funny that Chubby would have their own Deli.
Chubby's Deli and Catering Vintage Logo shirt Socks
by Mike's Dead Formats
$14 $20
Description: This Body Lotion design is the perfect gift for any horror movie loving fan with a sense of humor and taste, featuring a beautiful hand drawn deaths head moth tattoo design and funny slogan.
Buffalo Bill's Body Lotion - Horror Movie - Distressed Vintage Tattoo Socks
by Nemons
$14 $20
Description: Go retro with this 70s Sunset sttripes, featuring a bold abstract sunset design in earthy burnt orange and mustard yellow stripes. This vintage-inspired 1970s graphic is crafted with a distressed, worn-in effect for an authentic vintage look. Perfect for music festivals or casual coastal vibes, a must-have for lovers of retro aesthetic apparel.
Description: Charlie Work: manual labor that involves cleaning toilets, changing out kegs, and other types of grunt work that needs to be done at Paddy's Bar in Philadelphia. Work that is easily understood to be 'bitch work' and is not in your usual job description. Usually relegated to the workers at the lowest on the totem pole.
Description: Because sometimes you don’t put out the fire, you bring the gas. Join the elite squad of chaos enablers with this adorable-yet-apocalyptic raccoon tee. Whether you're emotionally unavailable, chronically online, or just here for the meltdown, this shirt says: “I saw the disaster... and made it worse.” Join the elite Dumpster Fire Response Team - Perfect for work, group chats, or standing proudly in front of your life choices with a lit match and no regrets
Dumpster Fire Response Team Funny Sarcastic Raccoon Socks
by Nemons
$14 $20
Description: Vintage Portland Beavers tee featuring the modern logo! Celebrate the legacy of this historic Minor League team, with roots dating back to 1903. Perfect for collectors, baseball fans, and lovers of Portland’s sports history.
Portland Beavers Modern Logo Defunct Vintage Baseball Socks
by TeeNation
$14 $20
Description: Vintage Distressed painting for Battlestar Galactica, featuring Apollo, Starbuck, Adama, Daggit and the whole gang. From one of those 1980s novelizations. Great retro gift for Battlestar Galactica Fans of the Richard Hatch and Dirk Benedict era. Great gift for anyone who ever fantasized about flying a Colonial Viper in the egyptian style helmet.
Description: This is a recreation of a Brooklyn baseball logo distressed taken from a baseball printed program from the 40's. These designs are not affiliated with, licensed, sponsored, authorized, or endorsed by any college, university, pro team league, other artist, athlete, other brand, or any licensing entity. All art and designs are recreated from non-copyrighted tickets, decals, matchbooks and non-copyrighted publications/programs. If you have a valid intellectual property concern about this design please send a message.
Description: 1954 Charles Dwight (Doc) Liggett, Jim Hill and Robert DeHart began packaging STP Oil Treatment in a backyard garage at night and selling it from the trunks of their cars during their business and pleasure trips. By the end of 1966, sales had climbed to more than $43 million. In 1969, STP® became a public corporation, and shares went on the American Stock Exchange under the symbol “STP”. STP sponsored its own Indy Car racing team, featuring Mario Andretti, the winner of the 1969 Indianapolis 500.
Description: Meet the sassiest emotional support you never asked for—a vintage cartoon cat with zero patience and a middle finger to prove it. Perfect for those who need a little less aww and a lot more attitude in their lives. Because not all support comes with cuddles. Sometimes, it’s just a cat reminding you to deal with it
Emotional Support Animal - Antisocial Cartoon Cat - Zero Fucks Socks
by Nemons
$14 $20