Wanted For Farting Socks
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Description: Last seen in the 4th floor elevator. Wanted for farting in public. Known associates: beans, chili, sprouts. Method of operation: silent, then deadly. Reward: one open window. Considered armed and gassy. A funny wanted-poster fart gift for the office suspect, the road-trip offender, and the friend who never admits it. Distressed FartMerch green and white on dark. An original FartMerch design that makes a great gift for birthdays, holidays, and white elephant swaps.
