War On Christmas Socks
Description: I bet you've seen some shit. War, it changes people. The War on Christmas has been raging for has seemed like decades with no end in sight.The left will not stop until Santa Claus is replaced by Karl Marx and we're singing Revolution to neighbors for handouts of free welfare and hot cups of marijuana drugs in place of cocoa.
Description: This shirt is designed to let the Christmas-lover in your life know that the holiday spirit has been sucked out of America. Wear it to your local Starbucks, and the throngs of protesters outside are sure to bow their heads and weep at the knowledge that their efforts are futile, and the lack of reindeer and Christmas trees on your festive anti-holiday sweater is a sure sign that America has truly, truly fallen.
Description: With all the ugliness in the world right now, ditch the ugly sweaters and spread some peace and joy with this fresh design. Great for gift giving!
PEACE ON EARTH - Cool Font Retro Design in Green - Good Christmas Gift Socks
by Modern Evolution
$20
Description: The perfect t-shirt for those fresh off the front lines of the war on Christmas. T-shirt says: Proud Veteran of the War on Christmas • Two tours of Santa's Village • Recipient: Bah Humbug Medal • Two-time recipient: Purple Holly • Defeated 3 elves in hand-to-hand combat. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all and the perfect attire for the holiday season. Show your contempt for Christmas by making clear, you are its enemy!
Description: ″‘Business!’ cried the Ghost, wringing its hands again. ‘Mankind was my business. The common welfare was my business; charity, mercy, forbearance, and benevolence, were, all, my business. The dealings of my trade were but a drop of water in the comprehensive ocean of my business!‘”
