Wonder Showzen Socks

Description: From WONDER SHOWZEN Season 1, Episode 7, "Health," Christopher Meloni as L&O's Detective Elliot Stabler, telling it like it is about Cooticulus Encootation Syndrome and how it suckles up to the brain squirrel. (FACT: Cooties eats cancer for breakfast!)

Description: Wonder Showzen contains offensive, despicable content that is too controversial and too awesome for actual children. The stark, ugly and profound truths Wonder Showzen exposes may be soul-crushing to the weak of spirit. If you allow a child to watch this show, you are a bad parent or guardian.

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Description: Clarence

Description: This is the Chernobyl of TV shows.

Description: 7 and a Switchblade