Yiff Socks
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by Taversia
$14 $20
Description: Hope can set you free… but the windows call to you. Shaw-Yiff Redemption tells the touching prison-yard tale of one inmate, one impossible dream, and one correctional facility where no cell can contain the thirst. Brotherhood is temporary, yiffercise builds character, and some do time while others do licks. Get busy yiffing… or get busy licking.
Description: In Raccoon City, the outbreak isn’t airborne — it’s expressive, damp, and pressing its face against the containment glass. Resident Yiff drops you into a biohazard nightmare where Patient Zero just wanted attention and accidentally became everyone’s problem. Keep your distance. Barricade the windows. And whatever you do, do not make eye contact. It may attempt to lick you.
Description: Captain, the Yiff Drive cannae take much more! Yiff Trek launches the crew into deep-space chaos where the engines are overheating, the windows are compromised, and the furry output has reached dangerous levels. Boldly going where no paw has licked before, this design proves the final frontier was never space… it was self-control.
Description: Who ya gonna lick? Yiffbusters suits up a pack of paranormal professionals armed with questionable science, overconfidence, and equipment that definitely voids the warranty. When class-5 thirst entities start sliming the city, these furry heroes are ready to believe you — and your windows. Protecting the public from supernatural moisture, one haunted glass panel at a time.
Description: When the rain hits the glass and the paw prints appear, sleep becomes optional. A Nightmare on Yiff Street follows one poor pup trapped between bedtime and a window-watching menace with claws, stripes, and a tongue for terror. Every dream leaves a mark, every shadow begs for a lick, and every window knows your fear. Don’t fall asleep… the glass is waiting.
Description: Great Scott, he’s licking again! Back to the Furture sends one wide-eyed pup screaming through time at 88 licks per hour, where every timeline leads to fur, chaos, and suspiciously moist windows. With lightning overhead, a paw-powered time machine, and a future full of furries, this design proves one thing: where we’re going, we don’t need roads… we need windows.
Description: Camp Crystal Lake has a new legend, and he’s leaving paw prints on every window. Friday the Furteenth drags classic slasher camp chaos into furry territory with one masked menace, terrified campers, and a warning nobody bothered to read. The rules aren’t suggestions, the cabins aren’t safe, and if the glass fogs… run. He doesn’t just kill. He claims.
Description: He came from the future to moisten the past. The Furminator is a chrome-soaked, leather-clad lick machine built for one mission: contact. Half wolf, half unstoppable thirst, this cybernetic menace stalks the neon streets with glowing eyes, tactical slobber, and absolutely no respect for reinforced glass. Resistance is futile. Condensation has been detected. You are the target.
Description: Hello, Clarice… the window knows what you want. The Silence of the Hams slips into psychological fur-ror with one dangerously charming fox, one nervous investigator, and a sheet of glass that should never be trusted. He’s intelligent, manipulative, extremely lickable, and absolutely not supposed to be behind glass. The case is cold. The condensation is fresh.
Description: Gotham has a new problem, and it smells like wet paws and questionable morals. The Bark Knight brings noir grit, comic-book drama, and furry chaos into one interrogation room where the hero broods, the villain drools, and justice gets uncomfortably thirsty. Some heroes bark in the dark. Some villains just want to watch the windows fog.
Description: Some relics are cursed. Some windows are irresistible. Yiffers of the Lost Bark follows a rugged treasure hunter into ancient ruins, forbidden temples, and one very dangerous display case marked “Do Not Lick.” The artifact belongs in a window, the villains are already drooling, and history is about to get paw-marked. Adventure has never been this thirsty.
Description: Welcome to Yiffer’s, where the pizza is cold, the mascots are friendly, and the cameras definitely won’t save you. Five Nights at Yiffer’s is an employee training nightmare packed with smiling performers, suspicious noises, and rules written by someone who did not survive orientation. Do not open the doors. Do not lick the spare parts. And whatever happens… survive until 6 AM.
Description: A galaxy infested. A rebellion thirsty. The Empire Licks Back launches furry sci-fi chaos into hyperspace with paw-marked starships, battle-ready wolves, and one looming dark lord who definitely knows where the windows are. May the fur be with you as the licking empire strikes again, harder, wetter, and with dramatically better lighting.
Description: Life found a way… then immediately licked the fence. Jurasslick Park opens the gates to a prehistoric disaster where raptors drool, glass trembles, and every safety sign was ignored with confidence. When thunder rolls and the paddock fogs, one thing becomes clear: these dinos aren’t extinct, they’re just unsupervised. Please do not feed them. Please do not tap the glass. Please run.
Description: Down in the storm drain, something is smiling… and it brought a balloon. IT LICKS crawls out of the gutter with clown-faced fur, bad intentions, and a tongue that knows every window in town. The rules are simple: don’t follow the red balloon, don’t answer the scratching, and never lean too close to the glass. Because down here, they all lick down here.
Description: Catch the signal. Catch the thirst. Max Yiffroom broadcasts live from somewhere between late-night television, bad decisions, and a window you definitely should not adjust. With shades, static, neon glare, and maximum broadcast swagger, this design beams pure furry chaos straight into your screen. Technical difficulties are temporary. The thirst is eternal.
Description: Welcome to the Licktrix. The Yifftrix plugs one leather-clad wolf into a digital nightmare of floating responsibilities, adulting, judgment, and mailman trauma. Reality is optional. Windows are inevitable. With one paw raised and one word glowing bright — “Nope” — this design asks the only question that matters: what if the system wasn’t broken… just extremely furry?
Description: You are about to enter a dimension not only of sight and sound… but of licks and absolutely no respect. The Yiffy Zone takes one nervous traveler into an airborne nightmare where the window seat is not safe, the clouds are suspicious, and something outside has paws, teeth, and terrible boundaries. There’s some yiffing on the wing… and it knows you looked.
Description: The truth is moist. The Lick Files cracks open a classified board of paw prints, fogged glass, strange sightings, and agents who have seen too much. Every case points to one impossible conclusion: they’re out there, they want to lick, and nobody in the Bureau is emotionally prepared. Trust no one. Open no window. Believe the condensation.
Description: All lick and no yiff makes Jack a thirsty boy. The Lickening checks into a haunted hotel where isolation does strange things to the furry mind and every frozen window whispers your name. The halls are too quiet, the elevator is suspiciously damp, and room service is not what you ordered. Whatever you do, don’t answer the glass. It already knows you’re awake.
