Your Brain On Facts Socks

Description: The Your Brain On Facts logo as a classic red neon light.

Description: Who says gray matter has to be gray, anyway?!

Description: Too much of a good thing?

Description: Presenting the first in a series of shirts paying homage to the most memorable topics and facts discussed on the Your Brain On Facts podcast, specifically casa marzu, Sicilian maggot cheese. Yes, that's a real thing. Yes, maggots. Live ones.

Description: "Contentment is knowing you're right. Happiness is knowing someone else is wrong." -Bill Bailey

Description: Music soothes the savage beast and relaxes your mind. Let the music flow through you like waves of the nicest ocean in the world.

Description: I'm not good with metaphors, but I remember a commercial from the 80s with something about frying eggs...

Description: This clever and quirky design features a big-eyed cartoon brain riding a bicycle with a flying hat and the phrase "Free Your Mind." A humorous yet inspiring illustration for thinkers, creatives, cyclists, and mental health advocates. Perfect for those who love surreal humor, unique brain-themed graphics, and motivational designs that ride outside the box. A fun gift for psychology lovers or anyone seeking a mind-liberating laugh.

Description: A humorous graphic depicting a pink brain wearing green boxing gloves punching a red heart wearing white gloves. Text above reads "FACTS" in orange. Text below reads "DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS" in white, with "FEELINGS" on a checkered orange background.

Description: Show off your logical side with this hilarious retro rubber hose style shirt featuring an angry brain knockout punching a crying heart. Perfect for fans of sarcastic quotes, psychology humor, and classic vintage cartoon art. A great gift for anyone who values facts and logic over pure emotion!

Description: And you thought drugs were bad!

Description: This is your brain on drugs

Description: A cartoon drawing depicts a pink brain wearing green boxing gloves and green sneakers, punching a red human heart. The text "FACTS" is at the top in orange block letters. Below the heart, white text reads "DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR". The bottom features large orange block letters spelling "FEELINGS" with checkered patterns on the sides.

Description: Clean modern abstract graphic showing a colorful neon blue headphone wrapping around a highly detailed anatomical brain profile.

Description: Music soothes the savage beast and relaxes your mind. Let the music flow through you like waves of the nicest ocean in the world.

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Description: Your Brain on 47 Open Tabs is a chaotic glitch art design built for people whose brains run 47 tabs at once. Distorted typography, digital artifacts, emotional error messages, and neon static collide into a wearable visual meltdown. Perfect for glitchcore, cyberpunk, internet culture, vaporwave, and experimental design fans. Wear your digital breakdown.

Description: Show the world you're all that and brains, too!

Description: Funny motivational design calling to "turn on your brain" and start thinking, stop thinking in patterns, learn to see the obvious.

Description: "In My Brain I Rearrange the Letters on the Page to Spell Your Name"⁠ - History Eraser by Courtney Barnett

Description: Some slogans for Monarchy: Leeching by example. Grooming children to accept social injustice since 1066. Drawing a smiley face on segregation. Keeping privilege special. Making Britain the Same Again. For when you really don't care how you're governed. A paradigm of monopolising advantage without even a nod to pesky merit. Write your own.

Description: The Statue of Liberty is blood crying.

Description: Fight back against the tyranny of willful ignorance!

Description: from Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs (2009)

Description: The internet can't decide if this was Seneca the younger or Seneca the elder, but truer words have never been spoken.