Space Western Merch
Description: "Fruity Oaty Bars, make a man out of a mouse. Fruity Oaty Bars, make you bust out of your blouse." - Advertisement, shown in the Maidenhead bar. Fruity Oaty Bars were a manufactured foodstuff. The advertisement for Fruity Oaty Bars shown in the Maidenhead was just one of many carriers for a subliminal Alliance signal intended to seek out River Tam after her escape from their experiments. Due to the scarcity of fresh produce, it is unclear whether they were made from real fruit and oats, or merely made from artificial proteins and flavorings, as with most of the food.
If God Can Make a Bug's Butt Light Up, Just Think What He Can Do For You Tapestry
by TMH Creative
$23 $30
Description: Five years after the Battle of Serenity Valley in 2511, often considered the lynch pin in the defeat of the Independents, a group of Browncoats founded the Serenity Valley Museum to commemorate the sixteen brigades and twenty air-tank squads lost those fateful weeks. On a visit to this museum, tucked on the lip of Serenity Valley itself, you picked up a little something for yourself as you exited through the gift shop ...
Description: This Firefly hoodie is the hottest in the 'Verse! Wear your Firefly t-shirt with Captain Mal Reynolds (Nathan Fillion!), Jayne Cobb, and Kaylee Frye to the most elegant heists and illegal deeds. Plus this FireflyTShirt's got gorram guns! Women's and girls' Firefly shirts don't get any sweeter. Get your fave big damn heroes on all my Firefly merchandise. Firefly hoodies are warmer for space, but Firefly tee shirts are looser-fitting. Captain Tight Pants is tighter in a Firefly shirt, too. Its Western motif inspires this Firefly t-shirt with a nod to The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly. I'd love to see River Tam strike a slick ninja pose in this FireflyTShirt. Women and girls love Kaylee -- a Firefly shirt or hoodie makes a great gift!
