Stan Zbornak Merch

Description: Golden Girls

Description: Golden Girls

Description: Golden Girls - Stan

Description: Hi It's me, Stan

Description: Channel your inner obsessive fan with this funny 'Keep Calm and Become a Stan' Y2K hip hop parody. Featuring a distressed halftone retro portrait, this sarcastic internet meme graphic is the perfect secret santa gag gift for 2000s rap nostalgia lovers and pop culture fans. #EMINEM

Description: Hi, It's me, Stan!

Description: My Feet Have Wings!

Description: The girls' neurotic neighbor Carol shows up with her therapist boyfriend in The Monkey Show episode. "You're Dan and Morothy!"

Description: A classic Dorothy Zbornak line, this shirt will have hardcore Golden Girls fans laughing till they pee, and then they'll laugh at that!

Description: Recurring guest star Herb Edelman's (Stan Zbornak) on screen end credit as seen specifically in the Golden Girls episode If At Last You Do Succeed.

Description: A classic Dorothy Zbornak zinger, this famous line was spoken in vitriol to one ex-husband Stan Zbornak.

Description: Rose Dorothy Blanche Sophia

Description: Warning you of any ex-husbands named Stan that may be in the area

Description: Stan Zbornak's potato company which owns the infamous Zbornie. Remember, with the Zbornie a day without potatoes is unnecessary!

Description: Thank you for being a friend