Standing Too Close Merch
Description: A sarcastic eye-test graphic that tells nearby readers they are probably standing too close and should back up. A clever design for introverts, personal-space advocates, eye-care professionals, and fans of dry humor.
If You Can Read This We Are Standing Too Close Pillow
by KUH-WAI-EE
$23 $28
If you can read this you are standing too close Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by darshan
$16 $24
If You Can Read This You Are Standing Too Close, Social Distancing T-shirt Pin
by Chichid_clothes
$2.75 $3.25
Description: If you're standing close enough to touch my besom - you're standing too close! Funny wiccan design featuring a witchy slogan and a pentacle - designed by Cheeky Witch®. Who could be better at Social Distancing than a Solitary Practioner! What better way to practice our craft? And keep unwanted hands off our besoms! Do you know someone who would love this? Is it you?! This would be a wonderful Mother's Day Gift - or a birthday, Halloween or Yule gift, for your favorite solitary witch!
If You Can Touch My Besom You're Standing Too Close! Tote
by CheekyWitch
$14 $20
Social Distancing - If You Can Read This You're Standing Too Close Socks
by slangeditorial
$14 $20
Description: "If you can read this, you're standing too close" is a humorous and catchy phrase that suggests the need for personal space and boundaries. It implies that the reader is encroaching on someone's personal space or privacy, and serves as a friendly reminder to maintain an appropriate physical distance. This phrase can be seen on a variety of items, such as t-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers, and is often used in social settings where people may inadvertently invade each other's personal space. Overall, this phrase adds a lighthearted touch to the important concept of respecting personal boundaries.
If You Can Read This You're Standing Too Close Baseball T-Shirt
by MindsparkCreative
$19 $26
