Stapler Merch
Description: A black background montage featuring various iconic elements from 'The Office.' Text includes 'THE OFFICE,' 'DUNDER MIFFLIN,' 'THAT'S SHAT,' 'CONE. POSE,' 'THIS TINE,' 'PARKOUR!,' 'THAT'S WHAT SAID,' and the famous quote 'DWIGHT'S. BEARS. BEETS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.' Visuals include cartoonish portraits, pretzels, a beet, shoes, a basketball, a stapler, a star badge, intestines, a teapot, a coffee mug, and a crumpled paper ball.
Description: A vintage-style illustration featuring an open brown briefcase overflowing with documents. Text on the documents reads 'Mondays' and 'TPS REPORTS'. A red stapler and a small dark handle are inside. Scattered below the briefcase are papers and small pills. The phrase 'Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays' is displayed in white text above and below the briefcase.
The Thing is, It's not that I'm Lazy, I just Don't Care Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by Way of the Road
$24
Description: A vintage-style wooden sign with the text "HANDYMAN" at the top. Below, a collection of tools including a hammer, screwdriver, stapler, pliers, saw, and wrenches are depicted. Underneath the sign, text reads "IF I DO IT MESELF $100/hr $250/hr IF YOU TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB" with five stars at the bottom.
Description: Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...
