Stapler Merch

Description: I'll set the building on fire...

Description: What if your favorite 90s office movie was an 80s video game? Just make sure you're using the new covers on the TPS reports!

Description: If you could finish your TPS report before you go to Chotchkie's that would be great.

Description: We'll probably bring in some interns, ship the rest to Singapore, the standard operating procedure.

Description: Chotchkies serves up unexceptional chain food, but they do it with flair! Fifteen pieces minimum, to be exact. Or as condescending manager Stan smugly puts it, "People can get a cheeseburger anywhere. They come to Chotchkies for the atmosphere and the attitude. That's what the flair's about. It's about fun!" I don't know about all that. We'd skip the enforced enthusiasm and pass on the pizza shooters, shrimp poppers and extreme fajitas, and just drop by to see a young and sassy Jen Aniston flip off her boss. This version includes a nice vintage patina to give it an authentic look, kinda like you got it working there in the 80s...

Description: Have you seen my stapler?

Description: Michael Bolton Employee Yearbook - Office Space

Description: Shame your way through your shameful day with some Penetrode company issued swag. Don't forget a cover sheet on those TPS reports.

Description: Everyone loves Bill Lumbergh, he's the best boss at Initech.

Description: Damn it feels good to be a gangsta

Description: Prove you’re a true staple of society with this proud little stapler holding everything together. It’s a sweet shoutout to the unsung heroes of work and life. Perfect for office staff, organizers, and anyone who keeps things from falling apart. This design turns everyday effort into something worth smiling about.

Description: michael bolton

Description: Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator - Vintage

Description: We at Xanaduriffic headquarters cannot recommend fire as a solution. Mostly.

Description: Office Space

Description: Michael Bolton 90s Retro Vintage

Description: We need to talk about your flair.

Description: Case Of The Mondays - Office Space

Description: The Office Prank

Description: What would you do with a million dollars

Description: rapper xxxtentation

Description: Brawndo

Description: Quote from our favorite Assistant (to the) Regional Manager from Scranton! Perfect gifts for men, women, boys, girls, kids, coworkers.

Description: Milton Waddams Set The Building On Fire - Office Space

Description: What would you do with a million dollars? I tell you what I'd do man. Two chicks at the same time, man. The classic Lawrence quote from the movie, Office Space. From Cool Dojo.

Description: Michael Bolton / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: VINTAGE Michael Bolton coLL

Description: Peter Gibbons / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: Office Space Milton meme. The perfect meme for the hilarious nerd who loves memes in your life, or yourself. Check out our store for similar content.

Description: Michael Bolton / Office Space 90s Aesthetic

Description: It's Milton's!

Description: Bill Lumbergh / Office Space Aesthetic 90s Fan Design

Description: Michael Bolton / 90s Aesthetic Fan Design

Description: The first thing you want to hear on a Monday Morning.

Description: A good excuse to smash the printer with baseball bats

Description: Office Space Aesthetic 1990s Fan Design