Steven Seagull Merch
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Description: Steven Seagull has seen what you’re doing, formed an opinion and decided you probably don’t need to hear it. Sunglasses on, standards intact and absolutely no intention of getting involved unless unattended chips appear. Cool gull fact: gulls have excellent eyesight and can detect food from considerable distances, which helps explain why opening a packet of chips at the beach can feel like activating an alarm.
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Description: Public safety announcement: if you’re eating chips near the coast and suddenly feel like you’re being watched, trust that instinct. Steven is maintaining a professional distance. Gerald has absolutely no intention of maintaining a professional distance. YOU HAVE ENTERED A HIGH-RISK SNACK AREA.
