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As uttered by the eponymous Bernard Black from Black Books.

Death and hangovers from a heavy nights drinking are one and the same.

Quotes by Bernard Black from Black Books

As uttered by the eponymous Bernard Black from Black Books.

One of a series of great quotes from BLACK BOOKS. Check out the others!

Something for the shop thats always shut?

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Bernard & Manny & Fran & Black Books. What else do you need in life!

You have very dusty cups!

Bernard Black when he comes face to face with cleaner, from the Grapes Of Wrath episode of Black Books.

Or a beard with a face hanging off it. Just one of Bernard Black's perfect insults for Manny.

One of a series of great quotes from BLACK BOOKS. Check out the others!

One of a series of great quotes from BLACK BOOKS. Check out the others!

More of Bernard's rules on the shop blackboard throughout the series on Black Books

Bernard "reading out" the rules from the blackboard to Manny on Black Books

Worm saluting the sun. Reference to Black Books S03E01 Manny Come Home

Welcome to the thing, whatever this place is… When Bernard is locked out by the alarm system, he seeks shelter from the rain, and later, temporary employment at Mamba Burger. Now you too can enjoy Hunky Dunkers with Barbecue Hunky Dunky Dip in this Vintage & Detailed Mamba Burger Design. Please be advised, the Mamba Burger does not come with Zesty Cheese, and we cannot accept belts as payment.

A graphic design of Bernard Black from Balck Books.