No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.
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You don't get cute, you get DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! And let me guess, your talent is cheerleading? God you look a lot like Amy Adams! Anyway, good luck with the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant! I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead with your new duds (and exploding swan).
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