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Pageant Tank Tops

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In honor of my spirit animal, Phi Phi O'Hara. Because if anyone calls you a tired-ass showgirl, wear it with pride--at least you are a showgirl--and tell those haters to go back to Party City where they belong!

Tags: ru, paul, rpdr, bots, battle

At Least I Am A Showgirl! Tank Top

by merimeaux
$22 $17
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Miss Unicornverse

Tags: unicorn, unicorny, funny, cute, humor

Miss Unicornverse Tank Top

by Thatssounicorny
$22 $17

Tags: dumb, comedian, error, beauty-pageant, pageant

2nd Best Destination Tank Top

by ACraigL
$22 $17
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open the door get on the floor every one walk the dinosaur

Tags: disney, disney-world

Electrical Water Pageant Tank Top

by littlesparks
$22 $17
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Beetle Juice Receptionist

Tags: nostalgia, horror, humor, retro, 80s

80s Beauty Pageant Tank Top

by geekykitty
$22 $17
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Best worn by brunettes with red lips :D

Tags: cosmetology-beauty-school, beauty-pageant, fairest, white, snow

I am the Fairest Tank Top

by SnowWhite
$22 $17
Description

This is a parody of all beauty pageants around the world, ever...In this piece the contest is for the bald category and the force is strong with the winner- over 20000 midichlorians, strong, actually:).

Tags: no-mask-on, midichlorians, dream-man, beauty-pageant, pageant

"Beauty" Contest Tank Top

by ez_animeluvr
$22 $17

Tags: feminism, beautiful, geek, wonder, woman

Chin Up Tank Top

by Bradfordley
$22 $17
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No one expected Elizabeth Elephant to win the coveted Miss Savanna tiara, especially when going up against svelte Georgetta Giraffe. However, her inner beauty was more captivating than Georgetta's sleek lines, and she donned the sash of victory.

Tags: elephant, beautiful, beauty, pageant, miss-america

Miss Savanna Tank Top

by jamacfarlane
$22 $17
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Check out my profile for more movie designs!

Tags: alan-arkin, little-miss, miss-sunshine, beauty-pageant, miss

Little Miss Sunshine Tank Top

by yowisy
$22 $17

Tags: too-high, high, retro, vintage, painted

Too High Retro Tank Top

by viSionDesign
$22 $17
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A New Honey Boo Boo

Tags: mama-june, honey-boo-boo, here-comes-honey-boo-boo, celebrity, gay

Honey Ray Ray Raym Tank Top

by IamRAYM
$22 $17
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Myth America T-Shirt. Funny Bigfoot Miss America Shirt for bigfoot, sasquatch in a bikini and america pageant fans everywhere. Original Myth America Shirt Design featuring bigfoot as miss america with flowers and bikini artwork.

Tags: jokes, sarcastic, novelty, quote, quotes

Myth America Tank Top

by dumbshirts
$22 $17
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With one week to go before the pageant, you were shopping online, clicking your way over to TeePublic, and buying cute tees in bulk on about 400 calories. You were ready!

Tags: nostalgia, retro, 1990s, 90s-movies, 90s

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You don't get cute, you get DROP DEAD GORGEOUS! And let me guess, your talent is cheerleading? God you look a lot like Amy Adams! Anyway, good luck with the Mount Rose American Teen Princess Pageant! I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead with your new duds (and exploding swan).

Tags: gay, 90s, funny, mount-rose-american-teen-princess, minnesota

Go Muskies! Tank Top

by Hoagiemouth
$22 $17
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