Rex Matheson Stickers
You love dinosaurs and T-Rex small arms funny jokes? You need to purchase this T-Rex Hates CPR That's Why Dinosaurs Are Extinct comedy tee or as a gift for a medical practitioner, son, daughter, dinosaur lover who loves prehistoric creatures and humor.
Tags: cpr, cpr-instructor, funny, humor, tyrannosaurus-rex
Your corporate overlords passed these out at last year's company picnic. It's a good corp to work for, if you like robots, hardware, and robotic hardware. Take your no-longer-than-ten-minute break at ask-the-werewolves.tumblr.com.
Tags: robot, robotics, corporation, cyberpunk, future
"Hello, Colonel? Yeah, there's the box here. Looks pretty suspicious. Should I go get missiles or something? No. No. Well, it looks like it has a rail gun. Pretty sure that's not standard issue for a box. Huh. Yeah. Are you sure? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING FROM ME, COLONEL?"
Tags: snake?, solid-snake, psx, exclamation, box