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Description: show me candy first

Tags: abduction, adult, catch phrases, funny, humorous

show-me-candy-first Sticker

by garlander store

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Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - White Ink Sticker
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Description: Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid

Tags: typography, then ill get in the van im not stupid, funny quote, get, humorous

Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - White Ink Sticker

by FolkaPolka Music

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Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - Black Ink Sticker
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Description: Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid

Tags: candy, first, funny quote, get, humorous

Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - Black Ink Sticker

by FolkaPolka Music

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Show-me-The-Candy-First-Then-I-Get-In-The-Van Sticker
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Description: show me the candy first then i get in the van

Tags: adventure, camping, candy, funny, halloween

Show-me-The-Candy-First-Then-I-Get-In-The-Van Sticker

by cibiko

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Show Me Candy Stupid Sticker
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Description: The graphic features stacked text. "SHOW ME CANDY" is at the top, followed by "FIRST, THEN THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN", and finally "STUPID I'M NOT STUPID" at the bottom. "CANDY" and "STUPID" are in a bold red, while the other text is in a light brown.

Tags: first, funny, halloween, humor, ill get in

Show Me Candy Stupid Sticker

by FARMERSTYLESS

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Show Me Candy First T-Shirt Design Sticker
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Description: Fun and playful design emphasizing a love for candy with bold, colorful text. Perfect for candy lovers and those who enjoy humorous, sweet-themed apparel. Bright colors and eye-catching typography make it an appealing choice.

Tags: casual, colorful, colorful text, dessert, food

Show Me Candy First T-Shirt Design Sticker

by stary_art99

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show me your books. Sticker
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Description: show me your books.

Tags: dog ear, dust jacket, fiction fan, first edition, hard cover

show me your books. Sticker

by Lina Hiba Active

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show me candy first, then i'll get in the van, i'm not stupid Sticker
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Description: show me candy first, then i'll get in the van, i'm not stupid

Tags: dark humor idea gift three, dark joke pride two, dry humor pride idea gift, dry joke idea humor, edgy joke gift idea

show me candy first, then i'll get in the van, i'm not stupid Sticker

by desarts

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Show Me Candy Then Get In Van Sticker
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Description: Show me stupid candy first, then I'll get in the van. Funny quote.

Tags: candy, funny quote, joke, meme, prank

Show Me Candy Then Get In Van Sticker

by ggraysondudley

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Show me the candy and I'll get in. Sticker
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Description: I'll get in your van if you show me the candy first.

Tags: white van, van, abduction, kidnap, scary

Show me the candy and I'll get in. Sticker

by Runesilver

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Show Me Candy First Funny Retro Halloween Sticker
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Description: Hilarious retro distressed quote for Halloween pies and candy lovers. Not stupid!

Tags: 80s, 90s, candy, christmas, fall

Show Me Candy First Funny Retro Halloween Sticker

by tawmek

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I'm Not Dumb, Show Me The Candy First Sticker
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Description: I'm Not Dumb, Show Me The Candy First

Tags: candy, christmas tree, dumb, first, merry christmas

I'm Not Dumb, Show Me The Candy First Sticker

by Seamless Gems

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Show Me Candy Then Van 90s Retro Funny Saying Sticker
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Description: Funny distressed for candy lovers Halloween and Christmas gifts. I'm not stupid!

Tags: 80s, 90s, candy, christmas gift, distressed

Show Me Candy Then Van 90s Retro Funny Saying Sticker

by rutskur

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Show Me Candy First Christmas Donkey - Funny Holiday Van Joke Sticker
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Description: A hilarious Christmas retro design featuring a cool donkey wearing sunglasses, a Santa hat, and Christmas lights with the sarcastic quote "Show Me Candy First, Then I'll Get In The Van - I'm Not Stupid". Perfect for fans of dark humor, funny holiday jokes, sarcastic Christmas puns, and cool festive animal graphics.

Tags: christmas, christmas donkey, christmas humor, christmas present, dark humor

Show Me Candy First Christmas Donkey - Funny Holiday Van Joke Sticker

by YaY Artiste

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Show Me Candy First Donkey - Funny Halloween Van Joke Sticker
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Description: A hilarious Halloween retro design featuring a cool donkey wearing sunglasses holding a pumpkin full of trick-or-treat candy with the sarcastic quote "Show Me Candy First, Then I'll Get In The Van - I'm Not Stupid". Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, funny Halloween jokes, sarcastic puns, and cool animal graphics.

Tags: autumn, dar, donkey, funny donkey, get in the van

Show Me Candy First Donkey - Funny Halloween Van Joke Sticker

by YaY Artiste

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SHOW ME CANDY FIRST THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID Sticker
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Description: SHOW ME CANDY FIRST THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID

Tags: funny sarcasm, sarcasm humor, sarcasm quotes, sarcasm sayings, sarcastic

SHOW ME CANDY FIRST THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID Sticker

by Chacha.3land

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Show me the candy Sticker
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Description: Swift Co

Tags: funny, funny gift, funny quote, funny quotes, funny sayings

Show me the candy Sticker

by Voice Of The Fans

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funny-Humor Sticker
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Description: Show me the candy first. Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid

Tags: im not stupid, show me the candy first, then i get in the van

funny-Humor Sticker

by Malikiya Art

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Inappropriate humor-Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Sticker
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Description: Inappropriate humor-Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid

Tags: abduction, adult, christmas, funny, funny quote

Inappropriate humor-Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Sticker

by shopflydesign ✅

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Dark-Humor Sticker
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Description: Show me the candy first. Then I Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid

Tags: dark humor art, dark humor joke, dark humor meme, dark humor quote, edgy joke

Dark-Humor Sticker

by SOF1AF

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I'm Not Stupid Sticker
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Description: Show me Candy First, Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid

Tags: funny gift, funny slogan, offensive, sarcasm, sarcastic

I'm Not Stupid Sticker

by Clawmarks

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