Show Me Candy First Merch
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - White Ink Crewneck Sweatshirt
by FolkaPolka Music
$28 $35
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid - Black Ink Baseball T-Shirt
by FolkaPolka Music
$19 $26
show me candy first, then i'll get in the van, i'm not stupid Magnet
by desarts
$3.75 $4.75
Description: A bold, retro-style typographic design with an orange and off-white color palette on a black background. The phrase "SHOW ME CANDY FIRST, THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID" is presented in a distressed, impactful font.
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Typography Kids Long Sleeve T-Shirt
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$16 $24
Description: A hilarious Christmas retro design featuring a cool donkey wearing sunglasses, a Santa hat, and Christmas lights with the sarcastic quote "Show Me Candy First, Then I'll Get In The Van - I'm Not Stupid". Perfect for fans of dark humor, funny holiday jokes, sarcastic Christmas puns, and cool festive animal graphics.
Show Me Candy First Christmas Donkey - Funny Holiday Van Joke Hat
by YaY Artiste
$12 $19
Description: A hilarious Halloween retro design featuring a cool donkey wearing sunglasses holding a pumpkin full of trick-or-treat candy with the sarcastic quote "Show Me Candy First, Then I'll Get In The Van - I'm Not Stupid". Perfect for anyone who loves dark humor, funny Halloween jokes, sarcastic puns, and cool animal graphics.
Show Me Candy First Donkey - Funny Halloween Van Joke T-Shirt
by YaY Artiste
$16.50 $24
SHOW ME CANDY FIRST THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID Pin
by dodoshop
$2.75 $3.25
SHOW ME CANDY FIRST THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN I'M NOT STUPID Hat
by Chacha.3land
$12 $19
Description: Data Analyst Humor Show Me Clean Data First Text Typography pairs a bold typography data science theme with a natural, wearable feel, for anyone who enjoys data driven and data analysis. Made for coworker gift who want an easy data science piece for tees, stickers, hoodies, mugs, and everyday gear.
Data Analyst Humor Show Me Clean Data First Text Typography Kids T-Shirt
by Shirtsy
$13 $19
Description: A bold, typographic design featuring the text "SHOW ME CANDY FIRST, THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN. I'M NOT STUPID." with contrasting colors.
Show Me Candy First Then Ill Get In The Van Im Not Stupid Quote Pillow
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$23 $28
Description: A bold, playful statement in large, sans-serif capital letters. The text reads 'SHOW ME CANDY FIRST, THEN I'LL GET IN THE VAN. I'M NOT STUPID.' The colors are cream and orange against a black background. The message is direct and humorous.
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van. I'm Not Stupid. Bold Text Mug
by DIO ROCKO
$13 $18
Show Me Candy First Then I'll Get In The Van I'm Not Stupid Typographic Quote Posters and Art
by STUDIO DESIGN PESSO
$10 $14