Andrew Perkins

Description: “Folks who complain about my sarcasm are usually the ones it was aimed at.” ~ Mark Twain

Description: “Folks who complain about my sarcasm are usually the ones it was aimed at.”

Description: Dr. Jekyll is the only person who came with his own complaint department.

Description: Why is it editors like red ink so much? Modern misquotes reach into the unspoken words of authors and characters and bring the to light in the modern world.

Description: Moby Dick literary humor. Would Herman ever chastise someone for taking sides with the whale? Anachronistic humor with a Meta & double entendre twist.

Description: Moby Dick is alive and well - in literature, anyway. Would Herman ever chastise someone for taking sides with the whale? Anachronistic humor with a Meta & double entendre twist.

Description: My coffee and I are having a moment. I'll deal with you later.

Description: Bacon - Because Good Chemistry Starts with a Good Breakfast! - White lettering for dark apparel

Description: Rosie the Riveter lifting a keg

Description: Gorilla My Dreams - CC Eric Kilby

Description: Keep .com and Carry On with binary matrix crown

Description: BaCoN - Because Good Chemistry Starts with a Good Breakfast!

Description: I'm making synonym rolls... just like grammar used to make.

Description: A future vintage thought about cutting edge creativity in technology today.

Description: Don't run with bagpipes - you might lose an Aye... or get kilt!

Description: I drink IPA Periodically. Elemental shirt

Description: "I drink Pale Ale periodically." Elemental shirt with Pale Ale spelled in the periodic table of elements.

Description: "I drink trappist beer periodically." with Trappist Beer spelled with elements.

Description: Cthulhu Bonaparte riding his trusty waterhorse.

Description: Straight-on facing dragon, digital design, green, red and gold

Description: Classic dragon design, green hues

Description: Descending dragon, blue and gold hues

Description: Golden descending dragon

Description: Diminutive dragon poking out of the "pocket".

Description: I drink stout periodically shirt with stout spelled out in the periodic table of elements.