Author On The Road

Description: Wrong turns. Best avoided in your day-to-day life. But in #vanlife? Wrong turns are where all the fun and adventure starts! So pull on your driving-day best, pack up the van, and get out on the road. Any road will do.

Description: Things are kind of alright. Could be worse. You're ok with expressing that.

Description: You find this mildly amusing, and you're not afraid to show it.

Description: Enlist the help of others to ensure you are not violating local decency laws.

Description: If you don’t get it, this one isn’t for you. If you do get it, stop snorting and buy it already.

Description: No more guess work! No more awkward conversations! No more accusations that you’re just some prententious jerk who has to work “I write books” into every conversation ... you know, I HAVE FEELINGS JEFF. Live bold, advertise often. This, my writing friends, is the shirt for you.

Description: Own your mistakes. Put them right out in front. Enjoy the liberation that comes with being openly flawed. This is the life you deserve.

Description: Get this design. Or don't. Whatever.

Description: Can't we all just get along? Tell the world you're all about equality and coming together, in the subtlest way possible. Points for people pointing and saying "I get it!"

Description: In a world filled with uncertainty, any proclamation, made with complete assurance, can be a bastion of hope and a harbor for those in need. Proclaim, loud and proud, the location of your beloved chesticles, and let all who need guidance be led by your light.

Description: Let no one be deceived. This shirt will be one you have lovingly hand selected and presented upon your person as a testament to the good tidings and favor you wish to convey to all those you survey. Walk proudly, friend. You have made a superior choice this day.

Description: Express the awkwardness that comes with healthy lifestyle choices in a comfortable way, with this #KevinQuotesKevin original. Words from a Wordslinger. So true.