bransonreese

Testing the outer limits of what people are willing to spend money on

Wear this shirt or the Sneaker Swan will kick your ass

This beautiful shirt reminds you never to give up on your dreams, even if your dreams are impossible and you'll never achieve them

Theres two types of people in this world: people willing to buy this shirt, and people who will go to heaven when they die. Which one are you?

I drew comic where a character eats a Hurtz Donut and experiences immediate medical consequences. Now you can finally own the logo for it on a shirt or coffee mug or phone case. Finally. You can finally do that.

This little bird feels good about their legs. Maybe you do too? Maybe not? Maybe you're making fun of the bird? I don't care, I just need your money very badly.

You wood-ant undairstand. Please don't buy this shirt unless you're Gambit from the X-Men. If I find out I sold more than one of these shirts, I'm gonna be so pissed.

Folks,

And All I Got Was This Crummy Shirt

For that common person you always run into. What a cherished gift.

Everybody wants to fuck the pig. You tellin' me you don't wanna fuck the pig? Get outta here with that bullshit.

What are they? How are they harvested? Are they humane? The answer to all of these questions is "no"

This fish would like very much for you to forget about it.

Please don't buy this awful shirt.

This deer's antlers say it has a huge dick. In the deer community, that's actually a very bad thing.

There's only one rule in heaven: you can't get better air than God. Lucifer broke that rule and it's why he's grinding in hell for the rest of eternity.

this is for my sister, please don't buy it.

It's good that he's dead

My dad specifically requested this one.

Horses are nude basically all the time so I'm not sure what's blowing this guy's mind here

I should be in jail

Sometimes you just gotta

Somebody on twitter asked for a shirt of one of my letterboxd reviews. I'm not above this.