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Whatever you do about Andy, don't mess with his kid. You might just wind up blind!

This brew has bite! Shark bite!

Have you been a bad boy or girl? Then join the Krampus Kids Club! It's guaranteed to deliver hellish punishment for your bad behavior, so sign up before December 24th before it's too late!

If you find yourself in the sleepy town of Salem's Lot, Maine, be sure to stop at Straker and Barlow Fine Antiques for all your collecting needs. Mr. Barlow will be pleased to meet you... as you will him. Evening appointments available.

Need the shave to end all shaves? Looking for the last place you'll ever need a shave? Look no further than Sweeney Todd's Tonsorial Parlor on Fleet Street, right above Nellie Lovett's Meat Pies Shoppe.

Show your support for the podcast that brings you a hefty dose of 70s, 80s, and 90s movie nostalgia.

And we'll have fun with our guns until the lifeguard takes our ammo away! This fun tribute to the hilarious spy spoof from the Zucker Brothers and Jim Abrahams, with Val Kilmer, Peter Cushing, and Omar Sharif.

Commemorate the summer of 75 when the beach ran red with the blood of women and children, when old white men were determined to keep their businesses going at the cost of human life, and a band of three determined citizens committed to make Amity safe once more for beachgoers.

When you're up against lycanthropy, time to arm yourself with something able to make and maintain the peace so no one gets hurt, becomes a werewolf victim, or becomes a werewolf!

Visit Tarker's Mills for friendly folks, a laid-back, down-to-earth environment, and fresh air. Just avoid the full moon and you'll have a great time!