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Dr. StrangeMax Socks
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Description: Well, since it's WW3, I guess Max will be going out in style.

Tags: bomb, cat, dr strangelove, major kong, movie

Dr. StrangeMax Socks

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Threat to Democracy Socks
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Description: Hell yes we're a threat to your democracy. That's because the USA is not a democracy. Nor is it an autocracy.

Tags: 1a, donald trump, fjb, fuck biden, lets go brandon

Threat to Democracy Socks

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You work for us Socks
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Description: Politicians are pretending that they lord over us. That is not how the USA works. The constitution literally spells out their limitations. They're overstepping them. Let them know as you display this line at your protests.

Tags: 1a, 2a, covid, covid 19, freedom of expression

You work for us Socks

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I will NOT comply Socks
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Description: Show them in style that you will not comply to their mandates, their unconstitutional laws, or their hysteria.

Tags: 2a, 2nd amendment, brandon, covid, dont tread on me

I will NOT comply Socks

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Conspiracy Theory Defined Socks

Description: What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? About 3 months now. It all seems to come from one side. I really hate being right all the time.

Tags: biden, conspiracy, covid, democrats, laptop

Conspiracy Theory Defined Socks

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Fact Check Socks
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Description: What would happen if the fact checkers actually checked the facts instead of doubling down on their opinions? The world may never know...

Tags: censorship, facebook jail, fact checker, fake news, truth

Fact Check Socks

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I want my country back Socks
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Description: Sick of what they're doing to the greatest nation on Earth? Let them know with this simple design.

Tags: america, american, american flag, cos, independence day

I want my country back Socks

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Let's Go Brandon presidential seal Socks
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Description: Show your support for Brandon - who knows, maybe he could be president some day!

Tags: biden, brandon, president

Let's Go Brandon presidential seal Socks

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Ultra MAGA Socks
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Description: Not just MAGA, *ULTRA* super MAGA!

Tags: make america great again, superhero, superman, trump, ultra maga

Ultra MAGA Socks

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Fumbling Bumbling Investigators Socks
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Description: For fans of Agent Orange and the Fumbling Bumbling Investigators skits, we offer the official FBI logo...sorta...

Tags: agent orange, bumbling, counterculturewise, fbi logo, fbi seal

Fumbling Bumbling Investigators Socks

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Ooga Booga Humbug Ugly Christmas Sweater version Socks

Description: The Sweater version of our Ooga Booga Humb Bug design for your ugly Christmas pleasure. Looks stitched on any color!

Tags: christmas, christmas sweater, coronavirus, grinch, grinch stole christmas

Ooga Booga Humbug Ugly Christmas Sweater version Socks

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Ooga Booga Hum Bug Socks
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Description: What stole Christmas (and all other holidays for the last two years)? The Ooga Booga Bug, what else? Well, that and the insane reaction to it. Have totally non-political fun with this design that says it all.

Tags: christmas, corona, coronavirus, covid, covid 19 corona virus

Ooga Booga Hum Bug Socks

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Pink Pistol Packing Pussy Socks
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Description: Our hellcat carries a Hellcat! Show your 2A pride with a puddy tat who carries the same as her human mum. Cute and cuddly meets proper trigger etiquette.

Tags: 2a, cat with gun, gun, gun lover, guns

Pink Pistol Packing Pussy Socks

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The Scarlet Letter = CENSORED Socks
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Description: Have you, like we, been banned from social media platforms or had your posts and - yes, even here on TeePublic - your designs censored? Then you deserve to wear the Scarlet Letter!

Tags: censoring, censorship, media, red letter, scarlet letter

The Scarlet Letter = CENSORED Socks

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Presidential Seal Socks
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Description: The perfect presidential seal for our perfect current totally legitimate president. Seal of the...you know...the thing!

Tags: joe biden, office of, president, the thing

Presidential Seal Socks

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Sheep Socks
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Description: Just a sheep.

Tags: animal, fluffy, lamb, sheep funny, sheeple

Sheep Socks

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Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor Socks
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Description: Our spokescat, Max, displays proper mask-wearing while offering a new commandment.

Tags: 10 commandments, corona, coronavirus, covid19, funny cat

Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor Socks

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Stop the Spread - Take off Your Shoes Socks
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Description: Multiple studies have shown that shoes are dirtier than toilet seats. In fact, Covid-19 can survive up to 4 days on the bottom of your shoes, where it would be sloughed off of bare feet before you got back to your car. Save lives - go barefoot!

Tags: bare foot, barefoot, barefooter, china, china virus

Stop the Spread - Take off Your Shoes Socks

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Social Distancing Level: BOSS Socks
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Description: If you're keeping your distance from the coughing masses, you may feel a little prickly. We're not judging.

Tags: antisocial, covid19, hedgehog, introvert, libertarian

Social Distancing Level: BOSS Socks

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Keep Calm and Stop Hoarding Socks
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Description: Sick of being out of toilet paper because of the hoarders taking it all? Let them know how you feel.

Tags: china virus, toilet paper, toilet paper roll, virus, wuhan virus

Keep Calm and Stop Hoarding Socks

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You have issues; I have episodes Socks
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Description: Just a simple statement of fact especially for those who may be experiencing issues or episodes.

Tags: episodes, insult, menopause

You have issues; I have episodes Socks

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Troll in Chief Socks
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Description: Love Trump? Hate Trump? He's the national troll. Wear this design with pride weather you love his trolling or hate his guts.

Tags: election 2020, troll, trump 2020

Troll in Chief Socks

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From my cold, dead paws Socks
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Description: Max is not a democat or a republicat --- he supports freedom, and this includes the second amendment. Want to show your support in a slightly humorous way? Use an orange tabby!

Tags: ar 15, gun control, gun rights, guns, march for our lives

From my cold, dead paws Socks

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#TeamMax Socks
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Description: By popular demand, here is the #TeamMax design! Reporting on the news and interviewing those hard-to-get guests, Max is a great part of our team (when he's not taking over the show entirely)

Tags: cat, catshirt, felines, news, orange

#TeamMax Socks

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#TeamPhrytzie Socks
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Description: Do you cheer every time Phrytzie takes over Max's news show? You may be on the Princess Phrytzie Fluffybottom team!

Tags: balinese, blue eyes, cat, hashtag, hearts

#TeamPhrytzie Socks

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Sammiches Socks
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Description: There are plenty of designs asking, begging, and even demanding that you go make them a sammich. What if you are the sammich maker? It's OK to be a sammich maker. Even if you're a girl.

Tags: feminine, food, girl, kitchen, sammich

Sammiches Socks

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You put the ass in asshat Socks
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Description: What's better than calling someone who deserves it an asshat? An actual ass in an actual asshat. Now you can tell everyone how you feel.

Tags: ass, asshats, democrat, donkey, equine

You put the ass in asshat Socks

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Broken wine glass - white wine for light bg Socks
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Description: The white wine lover's design made for light background colors. Your glass should never be empty!

Tags: white wine, wine drinker, wine glass, wine humor, wine lover

Broken wine glass - white wine for light bg Socks

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Broken wine glass - white wine for dark bg Socks
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Description: The red wine vs. white wine debate only rivals that of pineapple on pizza. We still have your back. This design is for white wine drinkers who want it on a dark background.

Tags: i love wine, white wine, wine drinker, wine glass, wine humor

Broken wine glass - white wine for dark bg Socks

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Broken wine glass - red wine for light bg Socks
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Description: If your wine glass keeps getting empty, we've got you covered. This design is for red wine drinkers who want it on a light background.

Tags: empty glass, wine glass, wine humor, wine lover, wine lover gifts

Broken wine glass - red wine for light bg Socks

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Broken wine glass - red wine for dark bg Socks
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Description: Is your wine glass broken because it keeps getting empty? We feel your pain! This version of the meme is for red wine drinkers who want the design on dark colored backgrounds.

Tags: empty wine glass, wine drinker, wine glass, wine humor, wine meme

Broken wine glass - red wine for dark bg Socks

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Wine & Christmas Ugly Sweater Socks
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Description: Love wine? Love Christmas? This design celebrates both!

Tags: christmas, christmas sweater, i love wine, ugly christmas sweater, ugly sweater

Wine & Christmas Ugly Sweater Socks

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NPC Mob Socks
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Description: With pitchforks and torches, the NPC horde comes for your soul...or worse...

Tags: meme, mob mentality, mob rule, npc, pearl clutching

NPC Mob Socks

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It's okay to be orange Socks
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Description: In light of recent events, Max the orange tabby cat wants everyone to know that it's okay to be orange. He feels that it's okay to be any color, really, he just wants to make sure he and his dog is included.

Tags: cat, counterculturewise, its okay, kitty, max

It's okay to be orange Socks

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Food Occurs to Me Socks
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Description: One of the most famous quotes by host Jim Moniz on our live radio show; Food Occurs to Me has been repeated all too often

Tags: brain, food, foodie, foods, fork

Food Occurs to Me Socks

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The CounterCultureWISE logo Socks

Description: Our heart in mind logo with our website

Tags: brain, counter culture, counterculture, heart, mind

The CounterCultureWISE logo Socks

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