damnyouwillis

Description: I don't care about fictional characters getting together unless it makes both of them worse. Pour that relationship disaster out on the table and let me snort it.

Description: Oh, you're going to know all about one particular topic by the time we're through. Sorry not sorry.

Description: Did you know A.A. Milne’s first Winnie-The-Pooh book published in 1926, and so is now public domain in the United States? Did you know that means that, legally, you can make any Winnie-The-Pooh merchandise based on that version, so long as you steer clear of any later, red-shirted derivatives? Huh! Weird! Great info!

Description: Dinosaurs don't roar! That's something movie monsters do. But birds are dinosaurs, and birds go HOMPK!. Let's strive for better accuracy in dinosaur t-shirts, ehh??

Description: It's fun to wear an iguana on your head.

Description: If someone asks you if this is a t-shirt of John Turturro getting peed on, you answer, no, of course not, this is motor oil.

Description: Because honestly you don't really know. You can't really know. Tread carefully, peon.

Description: For those who empathize with the misunderstood pachycephalosaurus! He's not bad! He's just drawn that way!

Description: It's a rat and a brown-striped velociraptor! They probably get along very well! Look at them: getting along, exchanging pleasantries, not transforming into robots -- all those sorts of things.

Description: This tshirt is titled "Animated" even though it's a static image which doesn't move! That's pretty weird! What's that about?

Description: Is it a taco or is it a butt?

Description: Everyone loves Galasso's Pizza (and subs)! Everyone WILL love Galasso's Pizza (and subs)! Or else.

Description: It's what dinosaurs say!

Description: just galosaurs being palosaurs

Description: It's Carla! She's better than you.

Description: It's Billie and Ruth. Keep them away from booze.

Description: She's a superhero.

Description: It's a buncha college folks, standing and looking at you. A different group than it was before!

Description: The greatest webcomic of all time is now an article of clothing!

Description: featuring all your favorite characters from it's walky