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Artist / Designer - chaotic mix of my likes, words on shirts, mash-ups, beer, things from my childhood.

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Might Quit My Job to Focus on Being Gay ( dark shirts ) Socks
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Description: Let the world know you have options, and are considering them

Tags: bisexual, gay pride, job, job humor, lesbian

Might Quit My Job to Focus on Being Gay ( dark shirts ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Might Quit My Job To Focus On Being Gay ( light shirts ) Socks
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Description: Let the world know you have options

Tags: gay pride, job, job humor, lesbian, lgbtq

Might Quit My Job To Focus On Being Gay ( light shirts ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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WARNING! Do Not Insert Fingers Socks
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Description: Doing your Kegels? Maybe a warning is in order. Though a reminder that fingers should not go into gaps or holes is probably useful to 99% of the population.

Tags: do not touch, dont touch, dont touch me, funny, hands off

WARNING! Do Not Insert Fingers Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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a decorative gargoyle Socks
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Description: fugly but functional. not so good looking. sexy ugly.

Tags: creature, fugly, gargoyles, gothic, halloween

a decorative gargoyle Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Old Big Black Cock Socks
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Description: Older is often better as in the case of this BBC. This vintage cock has been enjoyed by generations. Show your love of the Big Black Cock.

Tags: bbc, big black cock, black coffee, chicken, cock

Old Big Black Cock Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascism, anti fascist, antifa

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( white ) Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( white ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( white & black ) Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, democrat

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( white & black ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( red & black ) Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, democracy, democrat

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( red & black ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( red & white ) Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 86 47, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa, democracy

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( red & white ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( blue & white ) Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 8647, anti fascism, anti fascist, anti trump, democracy

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( blue & white ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump  ( black & white ) Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump ( black & white ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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86 47 - Bye Bye Trump Socks
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Description: Show your support for removing this President. Graphically Simple for a Tragically Simple Man/Child.

Tags: 86 47, 8647, anti fascist, anti trump, antifa

86 47 - Bye Bye Trump Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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no. 54 Mechanical Woman Socks
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Description: Show you are in control

Tags: artificial intelligence, cyberpunk, data, data scientist, emotion

no. 54 Mechanical Woman Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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no. 55 Mechanical Man Socks
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Description: let the world know you are without emotions

Tags: android, cyberpunk, emotion, futuristic, man

no. 55 Mechanical Man Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Ohio Socks
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Description: a collage of strange characters from your parent's childhood

Tags: 70s, bizarre, cartoon, collage, funny

Ohio Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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sit on it - 50's Pinback Socks
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Description: that 50's saying that was so popular—The polite way of saying stick it

Tags: buzz off, equality, feminism, gay, gay men

sit on it - 50's Pinback Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Sit on it - Black Socks
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Description: that 50's saying that was so popular—The polite way of saying stick it

Tags: buzz off, dont take it, everyone, fight back, gay

Sit on it - Black Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Sit on it - deep grey Socks
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Description: that 50's saying that was so popular—The polite way of saying buzz off ( in a subtle way )

Tags: 50s, buzz off, cussing, gay, gay men

Sit on it - deep grey Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Sit on it - Red Socks
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Description: that 50's saying that was so popular—The polite way of saying enough

Tags: 50s, anti social, buzz off, dont talk, enough

Sit on it - Red Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Sit on it — white Socks
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Description: that 50's saying that was so popular—The polite way of saying #@$!^!!

Tags: buzz off, cussing, dont talk, fonzie, gay

Sit on it — white Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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NICE COCK ( rooster ) Socks
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Description: You know a nice cock-a-doodle-doo when you see one.

Tags: big cock, big dick, big dick energy, chicken lady, chicken lover

NICE COCK ( rooster ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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NICE PUSSY cat Socks
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Description: some people like dogs and some cats

Tags: animal, cat, feminism, feminist, men

NICE PUSSY cat Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Bro—I'm Coming Out, GIRL! Socks
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Description: born to say "hey girl" forced to say "sup bro"—but not anymore!

Tags: bisexual, bro, gay, gay pride, hey girl

Bro—I'm Coming Out, GIRL! Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Hey Bro / Sup Girl Socks
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Description: born to say "hey girl" forced to say "sup bro"

Tags: bisexual, closet, closeted, gay, hey girl

Hey Bro / Sup Girl Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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The Party Pig ( in slightly yellow white ) Socks
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Description: You are the center of attention at the party ( and you have no table manners )

Tags: animal, bottom, furry, furry fandom, gay

The Party Pig ( in slightly yellow white ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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My Therapist Doesn't Like You Socks
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Description: neither does my other therapist

Tags: analyst, flowers, mental health, physiotherapy, pretty

My Therapist Doesn't Like You Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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the Captain is a Jerk Socks

Description: When the computer thinks you're no fun...

Tags: 70s cartoon, animated series, cartoon

the Captain is a Jerk Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Gardening by Trowel and Error ( white ) Socks
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Description: It's the best way to learn

Tags: flower garden, garden, gardener dad, gardener gift, gardener mom

Gardening by Trowel and Error ( white ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Gardening by Trowel and Error ( black ) Socks
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Description: It's your garden, your happy place, do what you want in it.

Tags: diy, flower, garden, gardener, gardening

Gardening by Trowel and Error ( black ) Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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Gardening by Trowel & Error Socks
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Description: For those home gardeners that march to the beat of their own drummer.

Tags: beauty, dirt, flower garden, flowers, garden

Gardening by Trowel & Error Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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WANCHOR ( wanker ) white oval Socks
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Description: for all the seamen in your life

Tags: anchor, boat, captain, fishing, fishing lover

WANCHOR ( wanker ) white oval Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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WANCHOR ( wanker )  oval shirt color Socks
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Description: for all your seamen

Tags: boat, boating, boating funny, captain, fisherman

WANCHOR ( wanker ) oval shirt color Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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WANCHOR ( wanker ) black oval Socks
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Description: for the seamen in your life

Tags: anchor, boat, captain, fisherman, fishermen

WANCHOR ( wanker ) black oval Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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WANCHOR ( wanker ) dark Socks
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Description: for the seamen in your life

Tags: anchor, boat, captain, fisherman, fishing

WANCHOR ( wanker ) dark Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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WANCHOR ( wanker ) white Socks
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Description: for the seamen in your life

Tags: anchor, boat, captain, fish, fisherman

WANCHOR ( wanker ) white Socks

by EugeneAndJonnie

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