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Description: Joelho-Alto Prejuizo Moral (in English: "Knee-high Mischiefs") is a 1985 low budget Portuguese horror movie. It features small imp-like creatures who terrorize a village and are hunted by an old shop owner. The foreign film is a blatant rip off of the 1984 American movie "Gremlins". It deviated by adding different colored monsters which were meant to be a metaphor for World War II: blue ones were good, green ones were evil and red ones were indifferent. It is a favorite of cinephile Abed Nadir who appreciates it for its campy qualities despite its plagiaristic nature and shoddy production values. Its first appearance was in the Season Six episode "Lawnmower Maintenance and Postnatal Care".
Description: After being dropped from his publishing contract, a young horror writer is forced to move back in with his parents. While questioning many of his life choices, the writer discovers that the sewers of the small town have been infested with deadly, octopus-like creatures and only his idiot friend from childhood believes him.
Description: Picolas Cage, perfect gift for friends and foes! Meet the cool people who like your shirt, and creep out everyone else! P.S. I am the original creator of the Picolas Cage design, if you're interested in purchasing it, pretty please buy it from me! (Not art thieves. Stealin' isn't cool, including intellectual property. Thank you!)
