Description: What lies behind this door of this Optical Research Lab?

Description: What lies behind this door of this Optical Research Lab?

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2025! My friend Pat designed this year's state flag-inspired graphic. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2025! My friend Pat designed this year's state flag-inspired graphic. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2024! My friends Pat + Amy designed this year's graphic. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2024! My friend Pat designed this year's graphic. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: 2023 saw the debut of Maggie's Reindeer Rumble during my 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show. Our friend ArtJerk made a shirt celebrating this new tradition! This here is the "many reindeer" variant.

Description: 2023 saw the debut of Maggie's Reindeer Rumble during my 25-Hour Holiday Radio Show. Our friend ArtJerk made a shirt celebrating this new tradition!

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2023! My friend ArtJerk designed this year's graphic. Available in "with text," "without text," "one robot" and "all the robots" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2023! My friend ArtJerk designed this year's graphic. Available in "with text," "without text," "one robot" and "all the robots" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2023! My friend ArtJerk designed this year's graphic. Available in "with text," "without text," "one robot" and "all the robots" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2023! My friend ArtJerk designed this year's graphic. Available in "with text," "without text," "one robot" and "all the robots" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2022! My friends Pat + Ryan designed this year's graphic. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2022! My friends Pat + Ryan designed this year's graphic. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns, live from home for 2021! My friend Artjerk designed this year's graphic. You asked for it on a shirt, I put it on a shirt. Available in both "with text" and "without text" versions.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns, live from home for 2021! My friend Artjerk designed this year's graphic. You asked for it on a shirt, I put it on a shirt. Available in both "with text" and "image only" versions.

Description: The name you routinely see before Disney+ tries to play you something else, celebrated in shirt form... Second Unit Director Paul Jennings!

Description: Every other Sunday since the start of the pandemic, Jon Solomon takes his recycling to the curb live on Instagram. This shirt, designed by ArtJerk, features the program's breakout star Recycletron 5000. Beep boop.

Description: Fizz Fam - if you know, you know.

Description: Jon Solomon's Holiday Radio Show returns for 2020. Live from home for the first time ever! My friend Artjerk designed this year's graphic. You asked for it on a shirt, I put it on a shirt.

Description: Every other Sunday since the start of the pandemic, Jon Solomon takes his recycling to the curb live on Instagram. Viewers of this program demanded a shirt. Here it is.

Description: Harsh 70s reality, indeed.

Description: Harsh 70s reality, indeed.

Description: One of my favorite views on Western Avenue in Chicago.

Description: I'd always wanted a shirt with the targeting computer display on it, so my friend Chris made me a design for one.

Description: I love New Jersey. I love metal. This parodic garment deftly combines those interests.

Description: The bane of everyone's existence coming into / out of Princeton. Is Quaker Road open? Usually it isn't. Now you can keep people informed. Become the Human Nixle Alert you were always destined to be! Also available as a "Quaker Road Is Closed" shirt.

Description: The bane of everyone's existence coming into / out of Princeton. Is Quaker Road closed? Usually it is. Now you can keep people informed. Also available as a "Quaker Road Is Open" shirt.

Description: Presenting the official shirt of the secret seltzer society Now Fizzing! This is now the easiest way to spot fellow NF members in the wild! Designed by Greg Harrison.

Description: Presenting the official shirt of the secret seltzer society Now Fizzing! This is now the easiest way to spot fellow NF members in the wild! Designed by Greg Harrison.

Description: Hoos Drugs of Evanston, Illinois. The only Drug Store in town where Bluegrass music plays. Funny memory for many Northwestern students. Great gift for Evanston residents.

Description: A design pulled from antique seltzer bottles still in use by the last seltzer works in New York. All proceeds from sales to go to mutual aid and bail funds.

Description: A design pulled from antique seltzer bottles still in use by the last seltzer works in New York. All proceeds from sales to go to mutual aid and bail funds.

Description: Post-punk Carbonite.

Description: Deck Officer!

Description: Rangers fan? Seltzer fan? This shirt's for you. Probably tastes better than Coconut.