Kelli Dunham's Angry Queer Tees

Description: If Valentine's Day doesn't quite fit you, maybe you need this tee shirt

Description: Because for some folks, two or more is better than one!

Description: Wouldn't the world be a beautiful place if everyone just worried about their own gender? Okay, maybe not beautiful because, climate change. But still, better, right?

Description: The classic 80s "No Surfing In Hell" shirt featured in Kelli's 2020 Comedy album "Not the Gym Teacher" is no longer commercially available so we created our own!

Description: Because really...aren't you sometimes?

Description: Because well. It's a thing. Except in the midwest, where you could just be a farmer's wife.

Description: When someone hands you your change and says "thank you" and then panic follows.

Description: When people ask why, you've got an answer (in a loving consensual relationship OF COURSE!)

Description: For all the folks in your life who might have such a shutdown. Or if you're really empowered, you'll buy it for yourself!

Description: We've all gotta pee. But some folks just need to make it hard for other folks. Especially gender conforming folks.

Description: Because the rigid gender binary--unlike cats--adds nothing positive to our daily lives.

Description: A tee shirt with an ever so subtle reminder that staring is impolite.

Description: Because seriously, we don't have to wage wars on our bodies just because it's Jan 1!

Description: Sigh. Gender reveal parties. I guess it's our job to subvert them too?

Description: Um, can we just hold this event in all our own individual living rooms? Thanks.

Description: Drag queen Jesus says "Jesus was no sissy" And by this we mean "Oh Jesus was totally a sissy" In all the best ways. Stacy Bias created this art as a special commission for my show of the same name.

Description: Because well, sometimes that's what gets us through the day.

Description: Just in time for your winter holiday gatherings or office parties, a reminder that queers weren't put on the earth to serve cishet bullshit.

Description: Because listening and listening and sending the sympathy cards and figuring out how to make people talk to each other and and and and and...it shouldn't always be done by the same person!

Description: In celebration of our 10 year anniversary, Queer Memoir has a reworked logo and a brand new tee-shirt! Buy one and support Queer Memoir workshops in rural and other underserved areas.

Description: Because yknow, I personally am not manifesting anything except a good deal for you on tee shirts. Original art by Stacy Bias for the show of the same name.

Description: Your story matters, my friend!