Magus Elgar

Description: "Green means good right? I boiled some plant stuff that made me itchy so I think I got all the itchy out. Hmmmm." Nom is a master of healthing. She's drank enough potions to know what's good to go in a healing potion.

Description: The logo for our show, It's looking quite spiffy, if we do say so ourselves. Christen the temple that is your body with the element of discovery being stabbed into by a scalpel, or emblazon it as part of your property to give a courteous nod to some obscure audio show you enjoy. This one has a white logo, guaranteed to have at least 13% less color than the next leading logo!

Description: Strap, did Nom actually put those broken bones in a splint or did she play mummy with you again? No, the popping noises aren't a trick you can do!

Description: When Nom the Healther isn't kissing boo boos and finding new bones to replace for injured hatchkin, She's aspired to be a good cook! One day she might learn you can do more than just make food warm to make it tasty!

Description: Strap, just because you're taller doesn't mean people will let you get by the guards it- *sighs* never mind. he'll figure it out. Strap the Trapper working on a disguise, he'll get it eventually!

Description: I have read the best books on how to blend in, all you need is cardboard, paint, and I M A G I N A T I O N. Book would have done great at conventions. Or so he has read.

Description: What's that!? Clutch isn't in a book?! You can HEAR BOOKS NOW?! Book was unprepared for such a thing in his newest collection: How to listen to Clutch! A Kobold Story

Description: Nom is the fighter of the party, She knows her way around a tussle when it comes to big blunt weapons. Like the Wok! The...the wok is for fighting, right?

Description: Trappers know the measurements are always good. They don't have the math behind it, but if it has this loopy, you KNOW it's perfection!

Description: Drawn by the finest of kobolds depicting what they think a dragon looks like, this is the official seal for Clan Fine from the audio comedy series Clutch! A Kobold Story.

Description: The logo for our show, It's looking quite spiffy, if we do say so ourselves. Christen the temple that is your body with the element of discovery being stabbed into by a scalpel, or emblazon it as part of your property to give a courteous nod to some obscure audio show you enjoy.

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 5: The Lattice Frequency. Now organized and emboldened, the Magical Anomaly Inter-dimensional Locators (M.A.I.L.) searches Mossdale to investigate a lead, where the Great Phantavar is supposedly speaking to the dead. Is this the result of a Scientific Tool Augmented with Magical Power (S.T.A.M.P.)? Probably.

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 6: Arcademia Adages. Magus Elgar and Dr. Horatio search the magical market of Arcademia to find spells that will better aid their S.T.A.M.P. hunt. Who better to help them than a grumpy wizard who hates their guts?

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 8: Ether? I Hardly Knew Her! The Sazastrum tournament is a place where casters from all over Hearth compete to see who among them is worthy of their casting title, and who is worthy of ascending to greatness. But someone is stealing the magical energy from competitors, who could it be? Better throw Udo into the tournament as bait!

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 2: Spectrometers and Speculations. After Elgar and Udo disappear in the cauldron, the Narrator figures out what to do now that the main characters are dead. Wait, what? They aren't? Well where are they? Oh dear…

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 3: If I Only Had A Brane. Trapped in a world of science, Magus Elgar and Udo take time to enjoy Earth hospitality. Don't be alarmed by the maniacal cackling, they're having a GREAT time.

Description: Long ago, a Nebeluga Whale crash landed onto Hearth, dying on impact. Magus Sagari sought to understand how it was able to soar through the sky with ease, planting it atop his tower so he could begin experimentation. Now it floats free of the bonds of soil, helpless to the winds and what the elements decide. Sagari does weather reports up there now.

Description: The world of Hearth is a strange place, and so are you! With proof that Hearth is in fact, banana shaped, You'll be able to tell all those doubters you were right all along!

Description: Artwork from Episode 10: L.I.N.U.S. of the Magus Elgar Audio Drama. Victus has plans for Udo, but will the young acolyte be able to face the most powerful S.T.A.M.P. he's ever seen? Probably not.

Description: The logo for our show, It's looking quite spiffy, if we do say so ourselves. Christen the temple that is your body with the element of discovery being stabbed into by a scalpel, or emblazon it as part of your property to give a courteous nod to some obscure audio show you enjoy. You can have it any color, so long as this logo is black!

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 7: Just Add Drexlor In the town of Glumbledon, melancholy and depression is not only a defining feature, it's their major export. without their products, Horatio won't be able to fix the radio to find more S.T.A.M.P.S. let's just hope the town isn't covered in goo or something.

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 1: The Mirror Cauldron. When Magus Elgar discovers a Cauldron made of silver blood, He and his apprentice do the responsible thing to understand its true nature by casting random spells at it until something happens.

Description: Discovery is the Element of finding and exploring new concepts and things. It can be simultaneously positive and dangerous. Discovering a cowpie positioned precariously in front of your house isn't quite as life-enriching as discovering a brand new element, or an uneaten pastry in your pantry. A few casters fly under the banner of this Element as a commitment to better understand Magic. Discovery's Temperament is considerably more jovial than most Elements. It's hard to hurt its feelings when it knows great things are in store for the caster down the road. Whether it will be discovering what being a parent is like, or experiencing death, it seems Discovery will always have the last laugh.

Description: Elgar and the M.A.I.L Team scramble to the Lightning Spire, Where From Magus Elgar, Episode 11: Do S.T.A.M.P.s Dream of Electric Keeps? Victus attempts to realize his masterful plan. The fate of Hearth rests in the hands of these.... I don't want to say heroes. Adventurers? Civil Servants? Idiots, let's go with idiots.

Description: What, you were excited about what this could be? Hasn't this lesson gotten through to you by now? Well the least you can do is show others you live by the tenet of the lowest of expectations.

Description: From the Audio Drama Magus Elgar, Episode 9: Magus Sagari's Mediocre Trip. Join Udo Malaaki and Kaylee Fawn as they travel to Penorma Tower, held aloft by a dead space whale, and the home of Magus Sagari!

Description: From Magus Elgar, Episode 4: Sampling the Hypotenuse. Dr. Horatio's scientific tools have taken on horrifying magical properties. Time is of the essence. So what better way to use it by wasting time deciding who should lead this investigation?

Description: Do you teleport to realms unknown using a convenient dimension of eyes? Did you make sure you didn't open them during the trip? This is for you! Flaunt to others that you travel in style through the Unblinking. If you did actually open your eyes, don't bother looking over your shoulder, they see all.