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@MEAKOOPA TURBO GAY DUMPSTER RACCOON / DEVIL'S PARTY i wear a shirt almost every day! here are my favourites! ok bye

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Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway Hat
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Description: Welcoming the modern queen sized women to the 60's

Tags: theater nerd, theatre lover, queen, drag queen, body positive

Mr. Pinky's Hefty Hideaway Hat

by Nazonian

$12 $19

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Electricity Will Kill You Kids Hat
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Description: Electricity Will Kill You Kids

Tags: 70s, 80s, 90s, electric, electrician quote

Electricity Will Kill You Kids Hat

by mistergongs

$12 $19

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Stay Positive! Hat
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Description: Everything's going to be fine :)

Tags: beach, funnytee, horror, nostalgia, parody design

Stay Positive! Hat

by Steven Rhodes

$12 $19

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Visit Arrakis - Vintage Distressed Surf - Dune - Sci Fi Hat
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Description: This retro distressed surf style Dune shirt is the perfect gift for any vintage sci fi loving pop culture fans with a sense of style

Tags: arrakis, atreides, beach, books, frank herbert
Thank You For Being A Friend Hat
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Description: Four friends standing together and fighting for each other.

Tags: betty white, golden girls, golden girls fan, golden girls lover, ninja turtles

Thank You For Being A Friend Hat

by Comic Rat

$12 $19

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Brothers at arms Hat
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Description: The dynamic villainous duo that break hearts and backs

Tags: mutants, gay pride, gay humor, queer, gay

Brothers at arms Hat

by ChangoATX

$12 $19

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DWAI Hat
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Description: Don't Worry About It! For fans of the CEREBRO podcast.

Tags: podcast merch

DWAI Hat

by cerebro

$12 $19

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Dating Polaris Hat

Description: For fans of the CEREBRO podcast. Original art and design by Valentine M. Smith.

Tags: podcast

Dating Polaris Hat

by cerebro

$12 $19

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WE ARE THE DAUGHTERS OF THE VVITCHES YOU COULDN'T KERN Hat
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Description: Wouldst thou like to live...capriciously? The whirligig of time brings in its revenges, and no sin is so foul as sloppy typography... Do you enjoy CEREBRAL CONTEMPORARY HORROR CLASSICS and ABSTRUSE TYPESETTING JOKES? Of course you do. Now the WICKED WORLD can enjoy them with you!

Tags: horror, horror fan, horror movie addict, scary, vvitch
Queer but Not Into Bright Colors Hat
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Description: Rainbows aren't for everyone.

Tags: chekhovs raygun, goth, lgbt, lgbtq, queer

Queer but Not Into Bright Colors Hat

by Chekhov's Raygun

$12 $19

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just plain queer Hat
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Description: pride without rainbows

Tags: chekhovs raygun, lgbtq, hand lettering, cursive, pride

just plain queer Hat

by Chekhov's Raygun

$12 $19

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Let's Sacrifice Toby Hat
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Description: Please accept this offering oh dark lords of school holidays!

Tags: 666, 70s, cat, demon, devil

Let's Sacrifice Toby Hat

by Steven Rhodes

$12 $19

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Nigh Invulnerable When Blastin' Hat
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Description: BECAUSE YOU DEMANDED IT: Wrap Dylan Todd’s stylish homage to Cannonball-s classic catchphrase around your torso—or adhere it to your computer, friends, children, and pets!

Tags: cannonball, comics, dylan todd, jay and miles x plain the x men, new mutants

Nigh Invulnerable When Blastin' Hat

by XPlaintheXMen

$12 $19

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What Would Peter Corbeau Do? Hat
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Description: Who’s the man who holds the Marvel Universe together while the superheroes are out gallivanting around the galaxy? Super Doctor Astronaut Peter Corbeau, that’s who. He’s got two Nobel prizes. He built his own space station. He survived splitting rent with the Hulk, swam across the Atlantic Ocean, snuck the X-Men into space, and is the namesake of the most unimpeachably legitimate award in comics . And when you hit a moral or personal or scientific dilemma that will only stand for the most awesome possible solution, there’s only one question you need to ask: What Would Peter Corbeau Do? Designed by Dylan Todd .

Tags: comics, jay and miles x plain the x men, peter corbeau, super doctor astronaut peter corbeau, what would peter corbeau do

What Would Peter Corbeau Do? Hat

by XPlaintheXMen

$12 $19

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Honk if You Heart Sodomy Hat
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Description: Inspired by a real-life historical protest slogan unfurled by LGBTQ+ activists after the Supreme Court ruled in Bowers v. Hardwick in 1986! Protestors revealed a giant banner with a hand-written slogan to protest state laws that infringed on the rights of queer people. Though the 1986 ruling upheld those laws, the court would later rule in Lawrence v. Texas (2003) that the Bowers decision was wrong when it was written and wrong today.

Tags: 80s, funny, gay, gay pride, history

Honk if You Heart Sodomy Hat

by mattbaume

$12 $19

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Clothing is a Consequence of the Fall... Hat
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Description: ...this shirt is an index of my sin.

Tags: paradise lost, funny, clothing, sin, consequence of the fall

Clothing is a Consequence of the Fall... Hat

by meakoopa

$12 $19

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Lila Cheney — Pink and Green Hat
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Description: Lila Cheney tour shirt.

Tags: new mutants, mutant, x men, marvel, xmen

Lila Cheney — Pink and Green Hat

by Neutral Territory

$12 $19

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Lila Cheney — Black Hat
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Description: Lila Cheney tour shirt with only black lettering.

Tags: x men, mutant, new mutants

Lila Cheney — Black Hat

by Neutral Territory

$12 $19

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Lila Cheney Milky Way Tour 86 Hat
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Description: Authentic souvenir of Lila Cheney's legendary interstellar tour.

Tags: marvel, x men, mutant, new mutants

Lila Cheney Milky Way Tour 86 Hat

by Neutral Territory

$12 $19

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Heterosexuality is a Consequence of the Fall Hat
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Tags: podcast, tpihd, funny, anthony oliveira, heterosexuality

Heterosexuality is a Consequence of the Fall Hat

by meakoopa

$12 $19

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Yeet Me Into The Sun Hat
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Description: The perfect design for when you feel like being forcefully ejected into the burning surface of our solar system's sun!

Tags: sad, emo, depression, vine, youtube

Yeet Me Into The Sun Hat

by tuffghost

$12 $19

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The Bodacious Period Hat
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Description: The Bodacious Period for dinosaurs

Tags: aesthetic, beach, brontosaurus, dino, dinosaurs

The Bodacious Period Hat

by Hillary White Rabbit

$12 $19

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The Four Horsemen - Goth Typography Hat

Description: The perfect gift for any occult goth pop culture fan with a unique sense of style

Tags: bible, revelations, pestilence, apocalypse, goth

The Four Horsemen - Goth Typography Hat

by Nemons

$12 $19

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SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GARBAGE GANG Hat
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Description: THEY ARE DOING THE BEST THAT THEY CAN.

Tags: trash panda, garbage can, raccoon lovers, raccoon art, trash pandas

SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL GARBAGE GANG Hat

by roxiqt

$12 $19

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WHALE Hat
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Description: WOAH, BIG WHALE, BAM-A-LAM! THAT'S A BIG WHALE, BAM-A-LAM! WHALES ARE GREAT, BAM-A-LAM! FOUND IN OCEANS, NOT LAKES, BAM-A-LAM!

Tags: whales, ocean, blue whale, whale lover, whale art

WHALE Hat

by roxiqt

$12 $19

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DOWN WITH THE SHIP Hat
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Description: SOMETIMES THE KRAKEN GETS LONELY

Tags: cthulhu, sea, ocean, pirate ship, boat

DOWN WITH THE SHIP Hat

by roxiqt

$12 $19

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UP, UP AND AWAY Hat
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Description: I THINK I'M GONNA NEED A BIGGER BALLOON

Tags: spikes, animal, animals, rodent, balloon

UP, UP AND AWAY Hat

by roxiqt

$12 $19

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Jake Gyllenhaal Bottomed For Our Sins Hat
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Description: Jake Gyllenhaal Bottomed For Our Sins

Tags: tpihd, anthony oliveira, jake gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal Bottomed For Our Sins Hat

by meakoopa

$12 $19

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RACCOON ROYALTY Hat
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Description: I AM DOING THE BEST THAT I CAN WITH THE TRASH THAT LIFE HAS GIVEN ME.

Tags: royal, raccoon funny, rocket raccoon, royalty, raccoons

RACCOON ROYALTY Hat

by roxiqt

$12 $19

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Junk Male - Text Hat
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Tags: tpihd, pride, male, lgbt, funny

Junk Male - Text Hat

by meakoopa

$12 $19

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Wash Your Fucking Hands Hat
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Description: The coronavirus is on the loose. Will you stop it with this design? No. Will you stop it by washing your hands? Also no, but you're getting warmer.

Tags: wash your hands, fauci, pandemic, quarantine, social distancing

Wash Your Fucking Hands Hat

by Undead Wizard

$12 $19

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Super Spooky Doodle Hat
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Description: the happiest halloween

Tags: cute, death, funny, ghost, grim reaper

Super Spooky Doodle Hat

by obinsun

$12 $19

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Death And His Cats Hat
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Description: death relaxing after a long day at work

Tags: 9 lives, couch, cute, funny, grim reaper

Death And His Cats Hat

by obinsun

$12 $19

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The Homebodies Club Hat
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Description: Let's stay home and do indoor activities today :)

Tags: cute, snail, hermitcrab, people, funny

The Homebodies Club Hat

by obinsun

$12 $19

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Do You Even Lift? Hat
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Description: A Mass Effect spin on the Popular internet phrase.

Tags: alenko, biotics, bioware, commander, commander shepard

Do You Even Lift? Hat

by SpectreRequisitions

$12 $19

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We're All Born Naked and the Rest Is COSPLAY Hat
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Description: We're all born naked and the rest is...Cosplay!

Tags: funny, meakoopa, comiccon, youtube, typography

We're All Born Naked and the Rest Is COSPLAY Hat

by meakoopa

$12 $19

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