Old Gods of Appalachia

Friend of the show Sinerous' beautiful illustration of the real hero of Bumper Crop: Simon!

Friend of the show Sinerous knocks it out of the park again with this gorgeous portrait of the Gray Ghost of Black Mountain.

Every band should have merch, and the Bone Pickin' String Band are no exception. Rep your favorite werewolf trio in this tee designed by Cam.

Friend of the show Sinerous knocks it out of the park again with this gorgeous portrait of everybody's favorite good boy.

The Railroad Man would never be caught dead in anything as casual as a tee shirt — but you can rep your favorite villain in one all the same, family. Designed by Cam Collins.

Every Thing and cryptid can show their pride in our Eldritch Pride merch. Design by Cam Collins.

With the ratification of everyone's favorite constitutional amendment, Mr. J.T. Fields has gone legit! You can support his latest business endeavor by displaying his logo on your person and around your home. Designed by Cam Collins.

All the best boys of Baker's Gap listed for your Appalachian hipster needs.

All the best boys of Baker's Gap listed for your Appalachian hipster needs!

A mock of the famous Chat Noir poster by our very own Jay Gray (@s1nerous on Twitter) celebrating the fine establishment of Pleasant Evenings, Baker's Gap, TN.

She might be dead, but she ain't done. The titular Mama of Build Mama a Coffin is brought to life by the skilled hand of Darcy Rose Morgan.

We all know that Granny White doesn't actually *have* a last name, but when pressed, Mama makes do.

She might be dead, but she ain't done. The titular Mama of Build Mama a Coffin is brought to life by the skilled hand of Darcy Rose Morgan.

Pleasant Evenings began its life as a thriving parlor house in the early 1900s in the hills of east Tennessee. The Walker family took great pride in creating the best brothel east of the Mississippi, until that business with the The Railroad Man and the local magistrate. This lovely design features the cat of said cathouse, one Vespertillio, companion and friend to Ellie Walker.

"Geese, as anybody with a lick of sense knows, are ill-tempered and violent creatures at the best of times." — Episode 28: Paradise Lost, written and designed by Cam Collins

He had always wanted to come here, to this diamond in the rough wedged in-between kissin’ cousins of a state line: Paradise — a city split down the middle between the Commonwealth of Virginia and the State of Tennessee. Designed by Cam Collins.

He had always wanted to come here, to this diamond in the rough wedged in-between kissin’ cousins of a state line: Paradise — a city split down the middle between the Commonwealth of Virginia and the State of Tennessee. Designed by Cam Collins.

Original art by Aleks7 Illustration (@aleks7even), inspired by "Build Mama a Coffin," a storyline from eldritch horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia and licensed by Old Gods of Appalachia.

Original art by Aleks7 Illustration (@aleks7even), inspired by "Build Mama a Coffin," a storyline from eldritch horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia and licensed by Old Gods of Appalachia.

Support the works of Good Mother Ministries with this print inspired by the pamphlet that Georgie gave to Cora Lee. Original Art by Steve Shell

If you are lost in the world with no where else to turn, then welcome home. If all circumstances have turned against you and there is no comfort, no safe harbor, then welcome home. Just follow the handsome tuxy boy and you'll be fine. Welcome to The Walker House. Like I said, Welcome Home. Original art by Jay Gray (@sinereous on Twitter)

The Man From the Railroad, The Fiend in Bespoke Finery, Daddy Charcoal--he has many names. If you meet him or any of his compatriots down by the tracks, be wary, and make no deals. Art by our very own Railroad Stan: Andarany Watts.

Our valentine to you, because we love you from the bottom of our little black hearts, family.

Inspired by the Witch Queen episodes of Old Gods of Appalachia. Original art by Anna Landin.

Fear no Thing or Haint. See only the ones you love and the danger that stands betwixt you and them. Be fearless and good. Like Sam. Artwork by: Jay Labelle

What better way to process the events of Episode 15 than to embrace the Wolf of Death Island fully?

Show your love for the Best Boy of Baker's Gap, TN or any part of the blessed mountains. Artwork by: Jay Labelle

Give a group of boys from anywhere a backyard, a stretch of woods, hell, a vacant lot even--and you can watch it rise to a place of hallowed glory.

"Up close she was a horror. Her clothes were old and rotted as if she’d been buried in them. Her white face practically glowed, the bones pushed against her skin like dull knives through cheesecloth. She was all angles and bent joints and the smell of her was of fever and sweat soaked bandages. She breathed heavily but did not speak." -Season 2: Episode 2: The Dead Queen Original art by Darcy Rose Morgan @DarcLaFarse on Twitter

These yarns were spun to teach you to stay safe and mind common sense and most importantly your mama. The stories that get lost though — the ones hardly nobody ever lived to tell — were often just blunt and simple warnings: There is darkness here: fear it. Trust those who can see through it and you might live to see the dawn. Or then again… maybe not.

Original art by Aleks7 Illustration (@aleks7even), inspired by Eldritch horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia and licensed by Old Gods of Appalachia.

Original art by Aleks7 Illustration (@aleks7even), inspired by Eldritch horror podcast Old Gods of Appalachia and licensed by Old Gods of Appalachia.

Art from the Old Gods of Appalachia limited series Build Mama a Coffin. Design by Steve Shell.

Art from Build Mama a Coffin episode 1: Mama's Dead & Gone. Quote: "Women are the path, the portal, and the light when it comes to bringing life into this world. And sometimes... we have to be the shadow that takes it out." Designed by Cam Collins.

My girl, my girl, don't lie to me...

Come shiver the whole night through with us, Family.