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A gift is pure when it is given from the heart - from the Bhagavad Gita

A gift is pure when it is given from the heart - from the Bhagavad Gita

Are they though?

Who likes Freud anyway?

All the info you need to defeat a kappa, but printed on a dark background

The Nørre Nærå Runestone design

I'm a magical sea beat that got a god home in one day, ONE DAY! And all I got for it was this lousy sash. Smh

I'm a magical sea beast that got a god home in one day, ONE DAY! And all I got for it was this lousy sash. Smh

Design inspired by our mythology episode, "Creative Mischief and the Divine Feminine"

We can definitely relate. It's hard being THIS amazing, isn't it?

Sweet and cheesy, not everyone understands our awesomeness, but we're sure glad you do... question mark?

This design was inspired by the magical mirror in our episode on Russian epic poetry, "From Russia with (God's) Love," that reflects the soul of the person looking into it. It turns out that if you're mean to orphans, you don't have a very attractive soul.

Did you know that Freud discovered the platypus? Neither did we, until Lindsay dropped this truth on us! (pst, it's not true, but it seems like it should be)

Larry the Lariosaurus of Lake Como, Italy

Oedipus had a swollen head and a swollen foot but...

For all those times we have a bright insight into a story

The delightful Kuchisake-Onna, aka Slit Mouth Woman, went and got herself a boyfriend

The infamous Kuchisake-Onna is known to ask "Am I pretty?". Just remember, honesty is the best policy. Respond with a simple, "Ehhh, you're ok" and you may be safe.

It's a list of all our favorite cryptids! Classics like Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster as well as lesser known beasts like the Grafton Monster or the Pope Lick Monster! Plus everything in between!

Has anyone seen my squad?

Idk tell him he has nice eyes if you see him

Protect Cryptid Wildlife ))(( Cryptozoology Fan Art

This design was inspired by a funny moment from our episode "The Davidoff-Morini Stradivarius."

Love superstitions? Not afraid of a little bad luck? Then do we have a social club for you! Join The 13 Club and thumb your nose at bad luck and superstition. Remember: what doesn't kill you, is probably awesome.

Our Logo. Nothing More. Nothing Less

This Tee is so bad that I wanted to give it zero stars... but I couldn't.

2020 in review

Instead of putting a bird on it, put a skull on it! Specifically, Skull-y from Ye Olde Crime. Show off your sophisticated taste in podcasts with pride.

Looking to rep your favorite historical true crime & paranormal podcast? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! Show how much you love Lindsay and Madison with your O.G. Ye Olde Crime swag.

Looking to rep your favorite historical true crime & paranormal podcast? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! Show how much you love Lindsay and Madison with your O.G. Ye Olde Crime swag.

You can be a part of the podcast anytime with our Tale as Olde as Crime gear.

If you've heard the show, you probably are familiar with some of the most common reactions Lindsay and Madison have. So we made it into merch.