Plodding Through The Presidents

This famous quote from John Adams is perfect for history lovers who feel like they're living in the Upside Down.

Benjamin Franklin referred to John Adams as "always an honest man, often a great one, but sometimes absolutely mad." And honestly, who can't relate to that?

Those lovebirds John Adams and Abigail Adams may not be creepy and kooky, but... Actually, John was pretty kooky come to think of it, and their house IS a museum. And you'll be a scream showing off your love of America's favorite founding family, however you spell it.

This design is perfect for the history lover who feels like they're living in the Upside Down. Though John Adams didn't invent this famous quote, he famously used it in 1770 when he defended British soldiers for their role in the Boston Massacre, saying "Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence."

Championed as the successor to the Teddy Bear, the Billy Possum was a stuffed toy inspired by a famous possum dinner honoring William Howard Taft. Somehow, Billy Possum did not replace the teddy bear in the hearts of the nation's children, but the story of the wild efforts to promote this toy did make for one of our favorite episodes.

Founding father John Adams gets no respect, especially in musicals like 1776 and Hamilton.

Hamilton meets Gremlins in this revolutionary design that brings a whole new batch of fun to Broadway with these young, furry, and hungry revolutionaries. Speaking of hungry, if they ask for food after midnight...say no to this if you want to tell the story of tonight.

This peg-legged philandering "Penman of the Constitution" is the most fascinating Founder most people have never heard of. Gouverneur Morris fully deserves his own musical, though it might be best to cut out his death scene. We certainly didn't shy away from talking about it in one of our favorite episodes, "Gouverneur Morris and the Vampire of Bizarre."

George Washington has a well-earned reputation for being a bit stuffy, but he definitely found humor in giving his dogs names like Vulcan, Venus, Truelove, Drunkard, and Sweetlips. We'd like to imagine those awkward moments when George hollered, "Come here, Sweetlips!" and Martha and the dog both turned around.

An obscure reference to the scurrilous Burr! In 1799, New York City needed clean water and Aaron Burr needed money and power, so he convinced Alexander Hamilton to help him charter The Manhattan Company—a water company that would bring "pure and wholesome water" to lower Manhattan. Buried in the charter's language was a clause allowing it to use its excess funds for anything it wanted, which let Burr create a bank that helped his Democratic-Republican Party win the Election of 1800 and went on to become the powerful Chase Manhattan Bank.