Salty Said Sweetly

Just in case there’s any doubt of what’s going on under my mask.

In these trying times, I will actively solicit noods from you. Preferably ramen.

That’s not an eclipse, Nathaniel. Those are birds! Show your love for Moira Rose’s sleeper comeback hit, “The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening.”

Oh, we’re just a group of gals.

Don’t even think about touching Moira’s wigs. Can you imagine? Not one of you is trained.

In space, everyone can hear you sing.

Absolute Heroes.

Absolute Heroes.

Wear your plus sized swagger with pride and join the Stylish Stout club!

Be like a wombat, and share your burrow with those in need. Proceeds from the sale of this design will be donated to the RSPCA South Wales to contribute to their efforts to rescue animals affected by the Australian Bushfires.

Finally, a campaign we can all support (this version specifically calls out genitals do not determine gender).

Finally, a campaign we can all support.

This is your home; we have to defend it.

It’s time to dance.

The Weirding Way.

Get ready for ghoulas!

“Stories have a way of changing faces. They are unruly things, undisciplined, given to delinquency and the throwing of erasers. This is why we must close them up into thick, solid books, so they cannot get out and cause trouble.”

‘’It should positively vibrate with laughing at comedies and sobbing at tragedies, it should echo with gasps as decent ladies glimpse indecent things and indecent ladies stumble upon secret and scandalous decencies! A Library should not shush; it should roar!”

“I'm not lost, because I haven't any idea where to go that I might get lost on the way to. I'd like to get lost, because then I'd know where I was going, you see.”

Everyone’s favorite scrap yarn combat wombat!

A campaign we can all believe in: Blunderbuss for president.

#relationshipgoals

“When you are born,” the Rock said softly, “your courage is new and clean. You are brave enough for anything: crawling off of staircases, saying your first words without fearing that someone will think you are foolish, putting strange things in your mouth. But as you get older, your courage attracts gunk, and crusty things, and dirt, and fear, and knowing how bad things can get and what pain feels like. By the time you’re half-grown, your courage barely moves at all, it’s so grunged up with living. So every once in awhile, you have to scrub it up and get the works going, or else you’ll never be brave again.”

More than ever, facts matter.

In a galaxy near you, 2025.

How are we going to put ‘gendersplat’ on a personnel form?

I’d like to solve the puzzle, Pat.

I deserve a tattoo, damn it.

An updated version of a favorite. Be a pizza the revolution!

Be kind, but don’t let them get away with it.

"Life is beautiful and life is stupid. This is, in fact, widely regarded as a universal rule not less inviolable than the Second Law of Thermodynamics, the Uncertainty Principle, and No Post on Sundays. As long as you keep that in mind, and never give more weight to one than the other, the history of the galaxy is a simple tune with lyrics flashed on-screen and a helpful, friendly bouncing disco ball of all-annihilating flames to help you follow along." - Catherynne M. Valente, "Space Opera"

Absolute Heroes.

Absolute Heroes.

Absolute Hero.

Absolute Heroes.

Do good, recklessly.