Schitts Creek T-Shirts

Herb Etlinen, Arb Artlanger... Hard... aw F%$#! Official Schitt$ Creek licensed merch. Get your swag and sip that sav!

This funny Schitt's Creek Quote design features a fan-favorite saying from David Rose: "I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now."

A souvenir from the most happening place in the middle of nowhere!

Jazzagals Acapella Group Schitt's Creek

Are you ready? Let's do it. No seriously, you need this shirt, because you're more Alexis than you think.

Moira Rose makes her acting comeback in the horror movie franchise The Crows Have Eyes, which we see as a trailer in season 6 of Schitt's Creek.

Love That Journey For Me Alexis Rose

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

The perfect Schitt's Creek Valentine. Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Oh My God David, EW. Said in an Alexis Rose voice, of course. Funny fan art for Schitt's Creek fans, and really anyone named David!

Nobody promised you a rose garden, but this may be as close as we get, dear bebe. It doesn't have any roses, sorry about that, Moira.

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Schitt's Creek's David Rose explains to Stevie Budd his pansexuality, with a reference to wines in the General Store. Perfect t-shirt to wear to a pride march, or gay bar.

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

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"Funky" is a neon t-shirt you buy at an airport gift shop next to a bejeweled iPhone case. This is luxury.

Best Wishes Warmest Regards

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Don’t even think about touching Moira’s wigs. Can you imagine? Not one of you is trained.

Alexis looked Chinese as an infant. How many times must I defend myself?!

This design has a vector illustration for the Rosebud motel from the TV series Schitt's creek.

Alexis Rose to David Rose throughout Schitt's Creek, the most known Schitt's Creek quote in hand lettering, inside the iconic sunglasses David wears. Perfect gift for a Schitt's Creek fan.

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

Eat Glass would make a great vanity license plate. It's David Rose's cutting comeback line he uttered to his sister Alexis, in an episode of Schitt's Creek. The registration sticker features the production code number of the episode in which the phrase was said. JAN 19 is the month and year the episode premiered.

Alexis Rose to David Rose throughout Schitt's Creek, the most known Schitt's Creek quote, Ew, David, in leopard print filled hand lettering. True fans love the fashion David wears on the show, and this fits the bill!

Heart Shaped Drawing of the Schitt's Creek Town, the road passes by Ted Mullin's Vet clinic, Bob's Garage, Rosebud Motel, Cafe Tropical, The Schitt's Creek Town Hall, and Rose Apothecary. Easter eggs of the Bunny, Turtle and Pink Bicycle. David Rose's family live at the Rosebud Motel. Awesome gift for people who love Shitt's Creek and all that it stands for.

David Rose to Johnny Rose on Schitt's Creek, " I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now." Hand lettered in a classic lightning bolt shape.Great gift for any Schitt's Creek fans, or any one who would like life less peopley!

Official Schitt's Creek Merch, sold by ITV Studios

That’s not an eclipse, Nathaniel. Those are birds! Show your love for Moira Rose’s sleeper comeback hit, “The Crows Have Eyes III: The Crowening.”

Stevie Budd and David Rose Try out as Flight Attendants on Larry Air on Schitt's Creek. The kind of airline where nothing is complimentary! Great gift for Schitt's Creek fans!

It’s my turn to take a selfish!!

Advice from Moira Rose: Gossip is the devil's telephone. Best to just hang up!

Classic David Rose "My Best to Bob Cratchit" to Johnny Rose in a night gown style pajama. Schitt's Creek sass at its best. A great gift for a Schitt's Creek fan.

One of the most relatable David Rose quotes! Sometimes you just need to disconnect.. let people know with this design!!

The Buildings of Schitt's Creek in a cute set of drawings. Bob's Garage, Ted's Vet Clinic, Rosebud Motel, Cafe Tropical, Rose Apothecary and The Town Hall. Great gift for a Schitt's Creek fan, architect, building designer, or lover.

"Okay, don't make any sudden moves. Hop inside my mouth if you want to live."