ScreamKingsPod

Description: The perfect shirt for when you're feeling loosey goosey, which is, of course, short for Lucifer Goosefer

Description: A version of our logo that clarifies what we are-- a horror podcast!

Description: Express your interest in connecting with others with this The Lovers tarot design ;)

Description: The perfect design to celebrate your witchy girl's night!

Description: When normal hang sessions aren't enough.

Description: Embrace YOUR #weirdgirlsummer with the Tarot High Priestess

Description: When you need to share your bad feeling with the world. Bad vibes only.

Description: Yas, Queen.

Description: As heard in Episode 69 of Scream Kings-- "I'm A Spooky Bitch."

Description: Declare to the world you kick ass and take names in the face of unspeakable horror. You are a final girl. It's time everybody else knew that.

Description: The time is now for more than just final girls to make it to the end of horror movies-- boldly show YOUR ability to survive a horror movie, LGBTQ+ horror fans!

Description: PURCHASE. OBEY.

Description: Live that horror life. Live the scream.

Description: What's more important than following your dreams? Following your nightmares.

Description: We all know that Toni Collette deserved ALL THE OSCARS for her performance in Hereditary. We're still not over it. You shouldn't be, either.

Description: The Paimon-specific version of our Witches Get Riches design.

Description: Witches Get Riches

Description: The perfect shirt if Edgar Allan Poe is your Boo.

Description: Just a handful of the taglines we've used at the starts of our episodes, show your love for Scream Kings with this design!

Description: What better way to celebrate the Midsommar festival than this commemorative shirt from you visit to the Harga commune?

Description: What better way to show your love of Scream Kings than this gorgeously scary logo featuring the Death's Head Moth, as made famous by Silence of the Lambs! Oh, and a moon and a skull, too.

Description: Is your favorite Scream Kings segment Max's Occult Corner? If so, we have the perfect design for you!

Description: The white version of our planchette logo! Show your love for Scream Kings, Yes Yes Boards, and hip millennial Pazuzu by sporting this design everywhere you go!

Description: Show your love for Scream Kings and talking to hip millenial Pazuzu through Yes Yes Boards with this incredible design!

Description: A shirt for anybody whose answer to the question "Who's your favorite demon?" is Beelzebub.

Description: Pay tribute to the baddest witch of them all, legend of horror literature Shirley Jackson!

Description: This one's for all the witches, final girls, and other badass women who love horror

Description: Co-host Max's new favorite fetish, Krampus, is now available as a shirt. I mean, look at Krampus. Who wouldn't rather be naughty?

Description: Based on Edvard Munch's The Scream, show your support for your favorite horror podcast in the artsiest way possible!

Description: Our outro to every episode, a reminder for anybody staring at your chest to stay spooky or get out of your way.