Shirt for Brains

Pulled the Dactyl Card. You are going to get eaten by a dinosaur.

A brilliant carnivore. A dinosaur who can't resist the danger. Flesh seduces. Meteors kill.

And afterward Moses and Aaron went in, and told Pharaoh, Thus saith the Lord God of Israel, Let my people go party, that they may hold a feast unto me in the wilderness.

The most awkward dinosaur there ever was.

The Starry Knight shirt features a Van Gogh Knight in Starry Armor, a unique and striking design that is sure to get a smile. Whether you're a fan of Van Gogh or simply appreciate a good pun, the Starry Knight shirt is a must-have for any fashion-conscious and funny-unconscious individual.

Not only are the best days behind us when it comes to centaurs and minotaurs and really any kind of travel tours, but we put all those ancient stories up on pedestals. Don't we? Conversation starter!

Welcome! To Giraffic Park! Who needs dinosaurs? When you have animals that kind of look like Brontosaurus!

Funny Dinosaur - Tricorn Triceratops Unicorn

It's important to exorcise. Do it for yourself, not just for your demons.

Funny Dinosaur - Trike First Trike Hard No Meaty Karate Gi Logo

Nay, the horse can never approve anything. This shirt is bound to make people laugh until they go hoarse.

Boxing is a sporting event. Unboxing is a sorting event. Prepare for your birthday, the holidays, or any other event where you get gifts by becoming the greatest unwrapper in the world.

Don't tell me how to raise my kids -- unless you're giving really good advice, like what's on this shirt

Step back into the future of humor with the shirt that's perfect for time-traveling fans. Whether you're contemplating the space-time continuum or just debating which movie is your favorite, grab this shirt and get ready to generate powerful memories.

Only those who know how to read sheet music will know that your life is sheet!

You like watching pawnography? That's some real chess action! Let everyone know how much you love staring at chess.

He likes big butts. And you know him, he cannot tell a lie. He's Honest Abe.

Funny Bagel - Can't Please Everyone. I'm Not a Bagel

Funny Dinosaur - The Original Wingman - Pterodactyl

Dinosaurs still went extinct. Also, they couldn't talk.

Sorry Nature is so Boring

Velociraptors spit a mad rhyme.

AI is coming for your pets.

Bagels.

Dinosaur everything!

Of course you're the Most Valuable Player. You're actually the best of all time. Let everyone know.

Can you tell the difference between a bird, a plane, and a person? What about the people driving next to you?

Life is hard. Ask the dinosaurs. Sometimes you just need to relax. Lucky for you, it's not the end of the world.

I want you for your body. I want to be inside you. Because I'm a demon. And I don't have any other way to walk the Earth. Unless you maybe just wear this shirt. I guess that's next-best scenario.

Three horns = Triceratops, One horn = Uniceratops, No horns = Car accident waiting to happen

A parody of the classic SECURITY T-Shirt that Event Security wears as a uniform, but displaying your neurotic mental state about everyone STARING AT YOU (and your funny shirt)

People call me a superhero, but I'm just doing my job. I swing for the fences and I don't play games.

Ate. Bit. is the ultimate 8-bit dinosaur video game! This shirt will take you on a journey through prehistoric times, where you'll encounter all sorts of challenges and obstacles to living. You've experienced the thrill of the carnivore dinosaur hunt just to get here, now reap your rewards!

Rock out with your Rex out! This shirt is the perfect combination of vintage and modern. With a neon-colored T-Rex rock and roll musician on the front, it's hard not to smile when you wear it.

I want to be a macho nacho man! Add a little bit of spice to your wardrobe for your next party, game night, or Taco Tuesday.

I wish for world chicken feet. I will not accept defeat.