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Be NSFW on the downlow! This shirt sport the emblem of the enchanted beast that brings forth intense desires, from the classic Dungeons & Doritos quest.

Have ye the adventurer’s spirit? Dost thou hunger for legendary quests and savory corn chips? This be the apparel for you! Support your favorite role playing podcast, Dungeons & Doritos by donning this fine garment and wow your friends with its totally METAL art by Local-Shop and Cap. It’s even work safe …until you explain it to your boss. Art by Local-Shop and Cap! Featuring all 4 heroes & the supporting cast! +1 charisma Shield your body from crumbs

He’s totally nude, covered in filth, and used to be a dining room chair. Yes, it’s Chair and he wears his wooden lineage with pride. Now you can get wood too. Art by Tony Baldini.

If you’re on a never-ending quest for glamour, glitter, fashion, and fame then Jamela Dalla Egberte the 3rd, Mistress of the Steam Tunnels must be your name. Art by Tony Baldini.

The lovable scamp who’s always quick to let his dagger do the talking. Let’s see them try to acrobatics out of the way of this. Art by Tony Baldini.

No need to hoist the mainsail or hang anything from the yardarm to unleash your inner pirate queen. A t-shirt for anyone with a penchant for getting stabby on the Several Seas. Art by Tony Baldini.

The Goliath shaman who summons spirits, wields the wind itself, and compulsively introduces himself. Is this good shirt? Da, is good shirt. …I am Vimak. Art by Tony Baldini.

Just because he’s a hateful, fireball-hurling half-demon doesn’t mean Jen’Ifer isn’t a good role model. Don’t do drugs, kids… and stay in school. Art by Tony Baldini.

When in doubt… flee! Featuring cartoony art of the Dungeons & Doritos party as featured in the episode "Run Away!" DUNGEONSANDDORITOS.COM