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Jack Chick's incredible catch phrase can now be worn by YOU. Art by Puppy Time

The climax in Charles Bukowski's 1987 movie Barfly. Do you want to buy a round for the closest approximation you have to friends, but also you hate them all? This shirt will show your contempt! Design by Sanguinary Novel.

Episodes 350 (The Similar World Project) & 327 (Hypothetically This Is An Episode) made us aware of the menace of nerd thighs, and now you can carry this message forth to the rest of civilization. This illustration was drawn by The Intern.

Design by Jason Gillman, who receives 70% of the profits.

Design by Sanguinary Novel, who receives 70% of the profits from this sale.