Description: The Vegetable Man, a big mean green mother (possibly from outer space). West Virginia is filled with many beasties and this one is made of veggies. Warning: It aims to impale you with its spear-like fingers to drain your blood. The moral: Eat your vegetables before they eat you.
Description: The Men in Black are the ghosts, the government men, the ones who work from the shadows... and if they were government employees the bureaucracy and red tape would make the job an impossible venture. So them being aliens rather than covering up aliens would seem more plausible.
Description: From areas such as Central Maryland, Berkeley County, West Virginia, and the Washington DC the snallygaster is a gnarly winged bird-reptile chimera and is rumored to have a cyclopean eye and tentacles that lurch from it's beak. This one happens to be part pigeon so just toss some seeds and you'll be fine as it coos about.