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Tapestries

My Eyes are Down Here Tapestry
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Description: A woman with boobs hanging from where you'd think her eyes would be is pulling down her shirt to show eyeballs on her chest where you'd think the boobs would be and she's saying "Um, my eyes are down here?!" We're not doing calculus here.

Tags: cartoony, funny, funny gift, funny saying, funny sayings

My Eyes are Down Here Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Bucket List Tapestry
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Description: This is a great design for people who are extremely horny and also concerned with their longevity. Also a reference to this joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArqRdW2L4zY&ab_channel=DryBarComedy

Tags: bucket, comedy, funny, funny sayings, funny slogan

Bucket List Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Contender Tapestry
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Description: They said he would never be a contender because of his limited reach. Then he ate them. It's a t-rex with boxing gloves on. What am I doing with my life.

Tags: boxer, boxing, dinosaur, dinosaur birthday, dinosaur lover

Contender Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Rise and Grind Tapestry
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Description: This one is for the people out there grinding, good for you guys. I'll grind when I'm dead.

Tags: absurdist, business, comedy, death, entrepreneur

Rise and Grind Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Firecracker Fish Tapestry
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Description: It's a fish with a firecracker in it's mouth. It's as deep as you want it to be.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, comedy, ennui, firecrackers

Firecracker Fish Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Polar Bear Tapestry
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Description: A polar bear, struggling to eat an ice cream cone because of how fast it is melting. Probably because of climate change. Political!

Tags: bear, climate change, comedy, funny, global warming

Polar Bear Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Air Friar Tapestry
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Description: Get your loved on an air friar like they've been asking for!

Tags: air fryer, air jordan, comedy, friar, michael jordan

Air Friar Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Love with Pulp Tapestry
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Description: Some people prefer it pulp free, or medium pulp, but those people are cowards. Get your love with pulp.

Tags: comedy, drink, funny, heart, humor

Love with Pulp Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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Hermit Rat Tapestry
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Description: You know how a hermit crab uses shells that it finds as a home? This is like that, except instead of a crab it's a rat and instead of a shell it's a used condom. High concept!

Tags: animal, animals, comedy, gross, grossly humorous

Hermit Rat Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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One-Toed Sloth Tapestry
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Description: He was a Three-Toed Sloth until you stopped minding your business

Tags: animal, comedy, funny animals, funny sloth, humor

One-Toed Sloth Tapestry

by travisnelsoncomedy

$23 $30

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