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Born to Nut Shorts
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Description: Mr. Peanut died so that Baby Nut could... be a Soundcloud mumble rapper.

Tags: funnytee, humor

Born to Nut Shorts

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My Eyes are Down Here Shorts
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Description: A woman with boobs hanging from where you'd think her eyes would be is pulling down her shirt to show eyeballs on her chest where you'd think the boobs would be and she's saying "Um, my eyes are down here?!" We're not doing calculus here.

Tags: cartoony, funny, funny gift, funny saying, funny sayings

My Eyes are Down Here Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Bucket List Shorts
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Description: This is a great design for people who are extremely horny and also concerned with their longevity. Also a reference to this joke: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArqRdW2L4zY&ab_channel=DryBarComedy

Tags: bucket, comedy, funny, funny sayings, funny slogan

Bucket List Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Contender Shorts
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Description: They said he would never be a contender because of his limited reach. Then he ate them. It's a t-rex with boxing gloves on. What am I doing with my life.

Tags: boxer, boxing, dinosaur, dinosaur birthday, dinosaur lover

Contender Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Rise and Grind Shorts
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Description: This one is for the people out there grinding, good for you guys. I'll grind when I'm dead.

Tags: absurdist, business, comedy, death, entrepreneur

Rise and Grind Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Firecracker Fish Shorts
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Description: It's a fish with a firecracker in it's mouth. It's as deep as you want it to be.

Tags: absurd, absurdist, comedy, ennui, firecrackers

Firecracker Fish Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Polar Bear Shorts
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Description: A polar bear, struggling to eat an ice cream cone because of how fast it is melting. Probably because of climate change. Political!

Tags: bear, climate change, comedy, funny, global warming

Polar Bear Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Air Friar Shorts
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Description: Get your loved on an air friar like they've been asking for!

Tags: air fryer, air jordan, comedy, friar, michael jordan

Air Friar Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Love with Pulp Shorts
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Description: Some people prefer it pulp free, or medium pulp, but those people are cowards. Get your love with pulp.

Tags: comedy, drink, funny, heart, humor

Love with Pulp Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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Hermit Rat Shorts
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Description: You know how a hermit crab uses shells that it finds as a home? This is like that, except instead of a crab it's a rat and instead of a shell it's a used condom. High concept!

Tags: animal, animals, comedy, gross, grossly humorous

Hermit Rat Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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One-Toed Sloth Shorts
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Description: He was a Three-Toed Sloth until you stopped minding your business

Tags: animal, comedy, funny animals, funny sloth, humor

One-Toed Sloth Shorts

by travisnelsoncomedy

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